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A Kindred Spirit

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:38 am


How to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache..

11. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:19 am


I've seen these before.... And even more.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:33 am


Aye you keep a list and make sure to check off every one.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:07 pm


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Aye you keep a list and make sure to check off every one.

Shhh!!!! Secret....

Numer 23, checked: "Hide behind a giant teddy bear in a large chain store and wait for a child to come walking along. Say 'I see you' and watch the child's eyes freak out''

Number 24, checked: 'Whenever the Intercom comes on inside a major store, fall to the ground clutching your ears, saying "The voices are back!."'

Number 25, checked: 'Roll up and down the aisles in a shopping cart, giggling madly and saying "Wheee!"'

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:40 pm


I lurves number 24...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:29 pm


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Did 3,6,12 on that list before-nods-

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:07 pm


I've done 3, at work several times.

"Can I get Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?"

You want fries with that?

"0.o Wut?"


I've done 5. A few times. I got paranoid after that and stopped. >.>

I've definitely done 6, though not since High School. I do it in the grocery store sometimes, and hum mary had a little lamb. It's creepy. XD

7 I did at fast food places mostly. That, or asking for salty lemonade.

8 a few times, the person didn't really notice, so I gave up.

And I've definitely done 10 & 11. Ten is the best way to tell someone you have no interest in hanging out with them, without having to actually say it. The conversation afterwards often ends in hilarity.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:29 pm


I'mma gonna try out #23 when it gets nearer to Christmas, if possible. I'm so damned evil. razz

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katanadude47

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:44 pm


I've seen this list go up to 106. And the only one I haven't done is 14. I'm being serious. I swear I'm only as insane as you KABOOM
PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:05 am


i did all of them exept 13 i told my little cousins that the family needed money and that they would be "Retired" of there post XD

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