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 Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:56 pm
The Amazing Jekel Bros vs Dee Boys
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:00 pm
As soon as the announcer ended his pre-match speech, the arena momentarily went silent. Without warning, the opening of The Offspring's "All I Want" cut through the silence, and the house lights turned green.......
"((Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Yah!))
Day after day, ((Your Home Life's a Wreck.))
The powers that be just breathe down your neck.
You get no respect. ((You Get No Relief.))
You gotta speak up and yell out your piece!"
As the song began, Josh, the youngest Dee brother, exploded from the back, immediately at an angle across the stage until he reached the left corner. He jumped into the air and landed doubled over on the very edge of the stage, before immediately straightening himself up and throwing his right hand into the air, fingers formed into a simple 'peace' sign. He nodded as he dropped the hand, smiling at the crowd, which had begun to recognize him from EEW's past. He backed away from the edge a bit, before facing the ring and looking out at the crowd. He lifted a finger to his mouth and used the other to quiet the crowd. As soon as the crowd sound level fell, he turned and pointed to the 'tron, which changes songs almost instantaneously. The speed of The Offspring was replaced with the slowed drumming of Metallica.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeah
I'm gonna make you, shake you, take you;
I'm gonna be the one who breaks you.
Put the screws into ya, yeah my way.
Yeah, come on, come on, come and make my day!
Make my day."
As Metallica's "2x4" began to play, the other Dee brother Adrian, appeared in the opening to the back, slowly making his way onto the stage. Stepped into the center, before looking around the arena, cracking his knuckles as he scanned every last fan. Shaking out his hand, he looked over at his brother, waving him over. Josh obliged and walked to his brother, and they both looked to the ring. Nodding in unison, they begant to walk down the ramp to another song, signifying their team.....
"You may push me around, but you cannot win.
You may throw me down, but I'll rise again.
The more you say, the more I defy you.
So get out of my face. ((Whoa, yeah.))
You cannot stop us! You cannot bring us down.
Never give up; We go on and on!
You'll never break us; Never bring us down.
We are alive!"
Reaching the ring, the brothers split apart. Josh started to run around the ring, hands held out to hit as many hands as he could on his way around. Adrian, on the other hand, stayed on his course with the ring. As soon as he was close enough, he reached up for the top rope and pulled himself up to the apron, before climbing over the ropes and into the ring. Josh, having reached the announcers table, pulled a 90 degree turn and slid into the ring. They approached each other, before turning in opposite directions and moving towards opposite sides of the ring. Josh stepped up onto the second rope and leaned his shin against the top rope, leaning dangerously forward as he lifted his arms to get the crowd cheering. Adrian kept both feet on the mat and simply threw his right fist into the air, achieving nearly the same result. Finished, he turned around to see Josh stepping onto the top rope and jumping, pulling a back flip and landing near the center of the ring in a crouch. Straightening himself, he and Adrian turned to the stage, waiting for their opponents to appear.
"Introducing First,
From Fort Wayne, Indiana, at a combined weight of 526lbs., Josh and Adrian, The Dee Boys!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:13 pm
The lights on the stage turn Red and Yellow and "Three Rings" by ICP starts up
"Gather around my wealthy friends and endure the horrifying sight only your worst nightmares can produce.
Come at once and come and endulge
in our own twisted amusement of an others misfortune
Yes ladies and gentlemen enter our three ring show of Freaks"
Then some Pyro's go off and the Jekel Brothers fly up to the stage. Jack having red hair and donning black and red Tripp pants. Jake having yellow hair and wearing Black and Yellow tripps.
"ladies and gentleman, boys and girls..making their way to the ring. Standing at 6'0" and 5'8" and weighing in at combined 475 lbs. They hail from the Carnival of Carnage sideshow. Jack and Jake, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers"
They make their way up to the ring and Jack gets into a squatting position, then Jake steps on Jack's hands and is thrown into the air and he does a flip over the ropes into the ring. Once Jake lands, Jack jumps onto the apron and jumps over the ropes. They both stare at their opponents while doing some stretches.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:55 am
Josh, deciding to start off the match, stood in his corner with a look of horror on his face, he dramatically pointed at the Jekel brothers and spoke to Adrian. "Oh My God! They're juggalos!" Adrian leaned on the ropes and put his head on his hand, while Josh timidly stepped forward and waved on of the opponents over, offering a simple lock-up.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:32 pm
Jack decided to start off the match for his team and took the lock-up. Then he tried going for a knee to Josh's gut.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:51 pm
Josh jumped a bit from the connection of Jack's knee, and stumbled backwards. He was angry that he'd fallen for that. After all, that was usually his plan.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:33 am
Jack then tried going for a quick DDT.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:29 am
Josh adjusted his feet as Jack grabbed his head, bracing himself so he could push Jack away. Free, he backed himself away and stood up straight, waiting for Jack to try again.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:32 pm
Instead of going for an attack Jack went over to his corner and tagged in big brother Jake.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:48 am
Josh backed himself away as he straightened himself up, wanting to keep himself away from more punishment. He heard the tag and his head snapped in the direction of the opposition's corner, and he watched as Jake stepped into the ring. He smiled and began to bounce on his heels. He had no idea why they had made the tag, but he didn't have a reason to tag his own brother, not yet.
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:55 am
Jake walked up towards Josh and did a little taunt.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:17 am
Josh squinted at Jake for the duration of the taunt, utterly confused. What exactly did Jake have to be arrogant about at this point? Reacting as any intelligent man would, Josh reared back his foot and sent a kick towards Jake's groin. He didn't give two damns if the ref didn't like it, this was EEW and it was legal.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:12 am
The kick connected and Jake fell down in a heap.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:01 pm
Josh backed himself a few steps away from Jake, before he used the extra space to get a few quick steps in while trying to punt Jake in the torso.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:23 am
Jake gets hit and goes flat against the canvas. Jack in the meantime tries to get the crowd hyped up.
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