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I just felt like this might be fun.
Post your great...or terrible jokes.
It really doesn't matter what kind.
Though I would avoid breaking the T.O.S.

I'll start it off.



and here's a second one

A man walked into a bar and said. "ow."

one day, i found some rainbow pills in my moms dresser, then I ate the rainbow pills and then the rainbow was inside me

DIRTY JOKE WARNING

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this one is XD

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Minnesota.

Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

ya moma like a tole root you can go throught but you got to pay

dirty joke

theres a cucumber a pickle and a d**k
the cucumber said to the others "you think you got it bad they chop me up and thro me in boilin grease" the pickle sad to the others"you think you got it bad they throw me into a sealed jar of vinegar"then the d**k says"you think you got it bad they but a bag over my head throw me into a cave and hit me against the wall untill i puke"

I remember that one.
I saw it as when life gives you lemons, make applejuice and let the world wonder 'what the hell?'