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 Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:37 am
Summer event has started! Click on the wing sticker by your avi to go there.
So, it's pretty much Oregon Trail except prettier and weirder. XD
I'm going to be doing all of them, because I'm cool like that.
First off, I took Louie, named my average ship the WIZARDRY, and took barely any ammo. =/ My crew consists of Ian, Hootzy, Sarri, and Wyatt, lol. Wyatt is so dying, because his pinkie exploded. 8U
Also, I totally forgot to pick up the food I shot during hunting trips. YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT. gonk
Lol this: Found a doting couple. "You think it's because his wife is dead, but perhaps a closer reading of the tableau will reveal more about romantic love than you wish to know. Hootzy gets a mean case of the willies." Hootzy's health went down. XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:47 am
Everyone died. emo Wyatt was the first to go. Lol screenies   
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:34 am
LOL!
Ian needs to stop getting pregnant.
It looks so good! But it totally crashes my internet... .__.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:41 am
It's actually really hard. 8U I've played three times and just keep dying.
Lol, once it asked if I wanted to sacrifice Hootzy to the gods. XD I said no. Once Sarri became a cannibal, so we had to kill her. XD Ian discovered in my third playthrough that he could fly. Ian always managed to live the longest, actually, even if he keeps getting pregnant. The game seems to think the forth crew member is retarded, because horrible and stupid things keep happening to that one. XD I keep naming him Wyatt, so 'Poor Wyatt' happens far too often. XD He always dies first. XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:45 am
This sounds like the best game. EVER.
:'D
You can never go wrong with cannibalism.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:47 am
I hate not being able to win! I think I'll just buy my way through. emo At one point I had everyone at 'Healthy' status for the whole game, and then Wyatt broke his arm and hit himself in the face with a door and all that crap, and died. XD But we ran out of bullets and then food, and died. emo
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:53 am
ROFL. I WANT THIS GAME.
Darn you, internet!
It seems so ridiculous, but realistic, and yet funny at the same time! Never a bad combination! heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:54 am
I think you have to kill all of your crew except for one or two to win. Really, I don't know if it's possible to get all of them through...
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:56 am
It must be possible, but just very challenging.
Is there some kind of epic prize/item at the end, or is it just for the lulz?
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:13 am
This trip, I took many bullets, killed Wyatt and Sarri early on, and carried on with Hootzy and Gall. Not dead yet, but Hootzy got pregnant once (Aztec god magic!) and Gall just turned into a werewolf. XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:07 pm
Aww, Hootzy died. Well at least Gall went soon after.
Ian keeps getting hysterically pregnant. XP
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:12 pm
I beat it once with Gall. I really do think you have to kill half of your people. This time I'm playing with the grunny, and seriously, this is great. Hootzy and Wyatt are still alive. 8U
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:16 pm
Clearly this game doesn't realize Gall is a robot and doesn't need food. emo
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:17 pm
Stuff I've figured out, I think:
Vine is growing on your ship. Click see what happens. You should get ammo.
In the forest Family-style restaurant ruins, you should find 50 lbs of food.
Taking candy from the stranger should give you food. I've done it twice and gotten different amounts.
Fire breaks out on deck. I've chosen 'throw meat on it' every time. XD You should get food.
The first forest ruins should give you a boost in speed.
Sacrificing Hootzy to the gods will give you a health boost and loot boost, and Hootzy will still be alive for some reason.
Always choose to wait and see if someone might be a zombie. Either they live or they're a cannibal.
Say no to visiting the witch doctor, and you might get a health boost.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:19 pm
Therizinosaurus90 Clearly this game doesn't realize Gall is a robot and doesn't need food. emo I was hoping it would. emo Wyatt just learned to fly. XD Also, informing the litterer of his environmental wrongs should give you food.
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