So, you wanted a lugia? You can have it -- For something I don't have.
Actually, you can have a lot of stuff.
Like... Practically every legendary from heartgold/soulsilver and a few from Diamond/pearl/platinum.
As well as the eventaries.
Oh, and it gets better, With the pokemon you give me, I can check your Secret ID, Trainer ID, it's EV's, IV's... I can even rename pokemons you've acquired through the GTS----without an AR as I don't have any.
OMG UPDATED s**t SECTION:
You're a hacker? You can hack your own? But can you hack perfectly legit looking ones, hell, they'll looks so legit they are legit. So damn legit, legit pokemons will look like hacks. Damn, those bad guys are ******** AUTHENTIC EPIC s**t.
I don't think so, Unless your the most epic guy in here. Well, Then you have my respect.
Oh, and it gets EVEN EVEN BETTER!
Once you've given me the pokemon... You can have it back after about 15 min ! ! Though, this'll be damn annoying for me, but, YOU CAN, if it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
Together with a holy shiny spanking new masterball attached to it.
I'm like... The Billy Mays of pokemon, seriously, you should do this s**t right now.
Seriously, is this offer possible to say no to?
Hey, I can give you some worthless pokemon for some caterpie and tell you your Secret ID, or something.
You have that new born lvl 1 pokemon you want to EV train? I can do that s**t for you. Seriously. Damn hi-tech stuffs. And, He'll still be the same pokemon, nothing changed, except the damn EVs, I mean, WOW, you can now get that incredibly strong AGGRON or GARCHOMP everyone are talking about, and you're real life friends will, I don't know... BEG to trade with YOU!
Well, I have a EVEN BETTER OFFER TODAY FOREVER!
I'll change my rules slightly, SO I CAN EVEN EDIT THE NATURE OF YOUR NEW BORN LVL 1 GIBBLE! Yes, you heard that right, s**t's getting better.
You think I'm a scammer?
Well, I can't do anything against you thinking that, UNTIL, someone makes the smart move to trade with me and share the epicness known as - OH GAWD I ACQUIRED SMEXY POKEMANS!
Also,
That's right, those are all of the spanking new outdated (Yes I have more by now) legendaries you want. They are all untrained since I caught them or got them via trading. Except Lugia, Ho-oh and Suicune. they have like 30% exp bars, but they are at the caught level. Still spankin' new.
Newborn pokemon? want it to be shiny? Hell, I can just do that for you.
You want any other pokemon but one of them legendaries? I might be able to do that s**t for you, but I only have like... 250 in my dex, and in the PC I don't know, I mostly have damn Kanto/johtos. But still.
I mean, How can you refuse?
Maybe if you're one of those... "HACKING IS ILLEGAL DERP HURP DERP", I told you, it's not really hacking, I only make a fast edit, The edit isn't even on YOUR old pokemon, It's on a new file on my COMUPUTAH, you see, but, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS AS YOU MIGHT GET SAD THAT YOU ACTUALLY ONLY GET A COPY OF YOUR POKEMON BACK THAT IS IDENTICAL IN EVERY WAY TO YOUR POKEMON EXCEPT THE EV'S AND MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE I DUNNO, LIKE SHINY OR NOT. mkay.
(Yes it's actually hacking, but meh,,, shut up)
I guess this was all for today, Anyone up for the challenge?
PS: 90% of my pokemons are 100% LEGIT. I only edit OTHERS or pokemons I'll be sending of via the GTS
PSS: This thread was earlier made for the CB and contains bad humor
PSSS: I just felt like making another PS
PSSSS: I have about 300 pokemons in my dex (I don't have all of them anymore, but, give me an request and I'll see if I can breed one for you... otherwise, no can do compadre.
DISCLAIMERS: Might make your head explode, cause stress, make you think your pokemon is hacked making you release it for some reason, blow your house up, activate a nuke, turn yourself on fire, cause headache, cancer, various diseases, death, Various deadly syndromes AND fever.
...Bro
Actually, you can have a lot of stuff.
Like... Practically every legendary from heartgold/soulsilver and a few from Diamond/pearl/platinum.
As well as the eventaries.
Oh, and it gets better, With the pokemon you give me, I can check your Secret ID, Trainer ID, it's EV's, IV's... I can even rename pokemons you've acquired through the GTS----without an AR as I don't have any.
OMG UPDATED s**t SECTION:
You're a hacker? You can hack your own? But can you hack perfectly legit looking ones, hell, they'll looks so legit they are legit. So damn legit, legit pokemons will look like hacks. Damn, those bad guys are ******** AUTHENTIC EPIC s**t.
I don't think so, Unless your the most epic guy in here. Well, Then you have my respect.
Oh, and it gets EVEN EVEN BETTER!
Once you've given me the pokemon... You can have it back after about 15 min ! ! Though, this'll be damn annoying for me, but, YOU CAN, if it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
Together with a holy shiny spanking new masterball attached to it.
I'm like... The Billy Mays of pokemon, seriously, you should do this s**t right now.
Seriously, is this offer possible to say no to?
Hey, I can give you some worthless pokemon for some caterpie and tell you your Secret ID, or something.
You have that new born lvl 1 pokemon you want to EV train? I can do that s**t for you. Seriously. Damn hi-tech stuffs. And, He'll still be the same pokemon, nothing changed, except the damn EVs, I mean, WOW, you can now get that incredibly strong AGGRON or GARCHOMP everyone are talking about, and you're real life friends will, I don't know... BEG to trade with YOU!
Well, I have a EVEN BETTER OFFER TODAY FOREVER!
I'll change my rules slightly, SO I CAN EVEN EDIT THE NATURE OF YOUR NEW BORN LVL 1 GIBBLE! Yes, you heard that right, s**t's getting better.
You think I'm a scammer?
Well, I can't do anything against you thinking that, UNTIL, someone makes the smart move to trade with me and share the epicness known as - OH GAWD I ACQUIRED SMEXY POKEMANS!
Also,
That's right, those are all of the spanking new outdated (Yes I have more by now) legendaries you want. They are all untrained since I caught them or got them via trading. Except Lugia, Ho-oh and Suicune. they have like 30% exp bars, but they are at the caught level. Still spankin' new.
Newborn pokemon? want it to be shiny? Hell, I can just do that for you.
You want any other pokemon but one of them legendaries? I might be able to do that s**t for you, but I only have like... 250 in my dex, and in the PC I don't know, I mostly have damn Kanto/johtos. But still.
I mean, How can you refuse?
Maybe if you're one of those... "HACKING IS ILLEGAL DERP HURP DERP", I told you, it's not really hacking, I only make a fast edit, The edit isn't even on YOUR old pokemon, It's on a new file on my COMUPUTAH, you see, but, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS AS YOU MIGHT GET SAD THAT YOU ACTUALLY ONLY GET A COPY OF YOUR POKEMON BACK THAT IS IDENTICAL IN EVERY WAY TO YOUR POKEMON EXCEPT THE EV'S AND MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE I DUNNO, LIKE SHINY OR NOT. mkay.
(Yes it's actually hacking, but meh,,, shut up)
I guess this was all for today, Anyone up for the challenge?
PS: 90% of my pokemons are 100% LEGIT. I only edit OTHERS or pokemons I'll be sending of via the GTS
PSS: This thread was earlier made for the CB and contains bad humor
PSSS: I just felt like making another PS
PSSSS: I have about 300 pokemons in my dex (I don't have all of them anymore, but, give me an request and I'll see if I can breed one for you... otherwise, no can do compadre.
DISCLAIMERS: Might make your head explode, cause stress, make you think your pokemon is hacked making you release it for some reason, blow your house up, activate a nuke, turn yourself on fire, cause headache, cancer, various diseases, death, Various deadly syndromes AND fever.
...Bro
