ғeel free to call me. . .
Ozmendeus Tessunius Zindero Zimbu
υnless you're blind, you should see that I'm. . .
Zexale [The fifth gender of his planet, thought of as Male by most.]
чou think I'm what age? No, I'm. .
1969[Looks 19, equal to about 21-23 earth years] I'm legal if that's what your asking, but still young enough to kick your a**!!
α lot of people say I'm. . .
Ever seen a barrel of monkeys? Stick them in someone's skull and you have me. I'm bouncy, playfull, and a registered .... "Nutjob by the FBI." I don't really get sad, I'm always at "Happy Mode", even when mad.
care to hear my story?
Far more absurd then you could possible imagine. Whew.....well, I've been through alot in my life....Let's see, crashed here a few years ago, made freindly with the natives in a Bar. Then moved and worked at a Club for a while as a dancer. I traveled and lived in different towns and cities, doing odd jobs and tasks, saving the world, playing card games, ect. Then I wandered for a while and worked at a Tavern...then I wake up and I'm here, shipped in a FedEx box! Turns out, I need an education to work in a Tavern! Weird huh? Well, I moved out and ended up stuck in space for like... a thousand years, but then these really nice bounty hunters woke me up by hitting me with their ship! After journying with them for two years, we finally parted ways and I traveled back in time. I've done it all, let me tell ya. Fought Gods, Created worlds, saved Christmas and survived a Zombie apocolypse. But at the end of it all I still don't have a proper education.
αbilities? Yeah, I have . . .
Inventor. Creator and user of advanced alien devices, such as plasma cannons, energy blades, anti-gravity boots, and silly string that changes color. Usually stored in a set of four paw shaped gauntlet/boots named C.A.T.P.A.W, that act like Swiss Army Knives. [Cybernetic All Terrain Pan-functional Alien Weaponry] Zimbu cannot speak english very well. He uses a translator on his collar to help people understand him.
I aםore. . .
○ Candy
○ Sweets
○ Anime
○ Manga
○Video Games
○ Sci-fi
єveryone of these drive me mad. . .
○ The opposite of his likes
мy House, Dorm, and Homeroom are. . .
House: Catian
Dorm: [Dorm Room, Please edit in when you're assigned one.]
Homeroom: Science
чou see, I'm controlled by . . .
ZimbuTessen
