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Starring mario as the Don, and Luigi as his consigliere.

"Eh, yo, Bowser. I thought we'd come to an arrangement here. Now here you are coming down on the west side, when you KNOW that s**t is my turf. If you don't knock it off, I'ma have to come down there and start stompin' some heads an' KICKIN' SOME SHELLS! Don' THINK I don' know about that little Magic Flower operation of yours an' s**t . . ."

This is a parody that BEGS to be made! I could see making a rather long, drawn-out web comic of this, 8-Bit Theater-style . . . if I had the artistic skill required.

Ok, so Mario is the West side Don, Donkey Kong is the South Side Don, Bowswer is the North Side Don and Wario is the East Side Don.

Mario's main thugs: Luigi, Toad, Yoshi

Donkey Kong's main thugs: Diddy, Kranky, The Crocodile King

Bowser's main thugs: Koopa King, Hammer Bros, Koopa Kid

Wario's main thugs: Waluigi, Birdo, Daisy.

Basic premise:

Mario: Alright, so everythin' was ********' peachy. All those morons with their little goons stayed in their own damn territory. Then, Bowser has the shells to come over here up in MY house and tries to start s**t. I was like, "b***h, you better get your spiky a** back to the North...s**t..." But then he decided to straight up ignore me! The b***h...I sent Toad out and decided to shake things up abit by putting his Koopa Kid in the hospital. The hammer bros? *laughs* They're as good as dead. Some help he's got. Just when I thought things were back to normal, I see DK starting to stake claims on my territory too! And finally that wannabe b***h-a** Wario comes in and starts it up too! That's it, this is ********' WAR! Those bitches are goin' down! *cocks shotgun* Come on Toad! Time to shut those clowns up for good!

Hey, I'll write the script if someone wants to do the art. lol.

My mom can set us up with a website too, she has plenty of webspace.


lol. I can see it now, T-shirts, lunchboxes, MUGS!