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If the .Hack characters were fruits or vegetables, what fruits or veggies would they be?

I think Pi would be a lemon because the citrus-ness can burn and sting, but it's really delicious and a very pretty lookin' fruit.

atoli-onion

Haseo would be like Pineapple. Super prickly and nasty on the outside, but super delicious and kinda sweet in a tangy way on the inside.
Atoli would be like zucchini. Just enough flavor to bother you and with a nasty texture, but liked by some people. And green.
Ovan's like a banana. Seemingly innocent at first sight, but then realized to kind of be perverted. Also, they both have black spots over time and a thick skin that's impossible to see through, yet are easily bruised.
Azure Kite is raspberries. Disliked by some for their odd taste, loved by others (me), easy to mistake for something more poisonous, and difficult to find when you want to eat them.
Yata is like peppers. Hollow on the inside with all sorts of weird things growing inside.
Kite is like a carrot. He's orange, kinda sweet, bland if you don't add personality to him, and not really malicious until his intents are changed.
Aura would be like honeydew melon. Sweet but bland.

Why? (Kiwi fits better. I like Kiwis.)

I think Aina would be a blueberry. I guess my reasons are that blueberries are small and blue, like her. D:

That works too. xD I don't think I've really looked at the inside of a blueberry.

random thought: Silabus is like a Granny Smith Apple.......

Reasoning: Both are green.....they're sweet but tart at the same time (Silabus is nice to everyone, but oblivious to the fact he's kind of popular with the girls, thus breaking a few hearts I'd imagine)......and popular with people (Sil=small fangirl following, apple=associated with teachers, doctors, and the occasional eccentric Shinigami)

I like yellow apples best, though green can be okay.
It's tough for me to believe that you've never checked out the inside of blueberries before. I do that all of the time. Then again, I'm a weirdo who gets a kick out of pretending the goldfish crackers are swimming to their doom when I eat them. And who found it funny yet freaky how when I put ketchup in the macaroni and cheese with bunny-shaped pasta it looked kinda wrong and bloody. Therapists would probably have a field day with me. (I miss field days...)
I'm trying to think of something that seems secretly sinister yet sweet and has a huge curl on it that you can eat. Nothing really comes to mind. Maybe cinnabuns? But I hate cinnabuns and don't hate Silabus. Hm.