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Maikeru trounced up to the window. He had been brought here along with several other Shinigami from the Sereitei to help provide moral support for their comrades in arms. He smiled. Zaine was gonna OWN this guy!

Maikeru knocked on the window loudly and shouted, hoping Zaine would hear him, though he knew it wasn't likely.

((hey, I saw some of your posts in the hueco mundo or las noches threads from way back, u were awesome, but I could never find your profile and check your RPC out, you coming back to Rping?))

"Moyashi Maikeru, Shinigami extraordinaire!" he paused holding in laughter for a few seconds before letting it out."Woo! Sorry bout that, been wanting to say that for AGES. You would be correct, we are gonna kick a**. I'd be down there but I was kicked in favor of the bount entering for our team. And you would be?" Maikeru stuck out his hand having moved smoothly across the room to stand in front of Ezru while he blinked. It wasn't that impressive, a couple yards was all it was. He hoped it served it's purpose if freaking the fellow out a bit.

" I know the feeling, that I do." Maikeru sighed somewhat theatrically and nodded sympathetically, staring off into the distance, seemingly reminiscing. In all reality he was wondering if they had any Jell-O at the bar.

He glanced over and caught the flickering of his grin, "Got a lady at home don't ya? Don't bother to deny it, all my friends have that look now when they have to leave the dart games and beers before midnight, saying 'My wife wants me home in time to watch 20/20, gotta Shunpo!' LAME! But what can you do? Me? I'm never gonna let myself get tied down, unless she's hot, really hot, then maybe, juuuuust maybe."

"Now why would she do that? In my experience women only get mad in a few select circumstances, you forget it's their B-day, you forget it's Valentines Day, you forget...well really it's just when you forget to buy them something."

His eyes widened as the bench grew. "Dude, thats awesome." Maikeru hopped up onto the bench sitting on the back with his feet in the seat. "So why can't you go back? Even if they banned you or something the Taichos have changed around so much I doubt anyone still remembers, my first captain, Evil the freaking werewolf lady, retired a bit ago."

"Oh...well...that kinda sucks doesn't it? Have you tried buying her chocolate? Or is she more of a sake lady?" His eyes narrowed slightly as he tried to think of something that could assuage her violent demeanor.

Ex-Captain? Adjutant? He must mean...

"Oh. OH. OH!!! No no no no no no, I'm not speaking badly, just describing."

"Eh, you have a point, but it has far to many weaknesses. Extreme temperature at either end would destroy it, Zaine can do both, and it's malleable structure isn't manipulated nearly as efficiently as it could be. The Bount needs to become more self sufficient and then use the Doll to supplement his own strategies and tactics, not rely on it so heavily."

"I'm not laughing, far from it. For example, I'm basically a human magnet, there aren't many of us around, but he would have absolutely no defense whatsoever against me. And freezing it would still be effective, lower the temperature quickly and it will slow down, become less of a non-newtonian fluid and more of a solid. It would quickly become like mollasses. And soon after, a block of metal. If used how you propose it would provide openings and many advantages against most opponents. Those who utilize the elements however, as most do these days, would quickly find themselves burying him in the dust. Quite literally for those attuned to Earth."

Maikeru slipped a few coins from a pouch and rolled them across his knuckles, back and forth, and back and forth, and well, you get the picture. It kept his hands busy.