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LizzyMoo

Rainbow Senshi

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:12 pm


It was hilarious.

Pure and simple.

Perhaps horrifying to those with sensitive eyes.

User Image 1337 was grinning from ear to ear, but one would assume it was the picture which had been posted on a bulletin in the dormitories. And they would be partially correct.

However, there was more to the situation than one could imagine. For the general Rocket populous, it was probably the strangest thing to get an email from a superior ranking Agent in Team Rocket. Yet, pretty much every Agent and Grunt had received an email from Elite Agent Kunai with an image file attached. The unsuspecting soon enough had their eyes raped by a horribly photoshopped image of Elite Agent Seth in a sparkly Sailor Senshi uniform. It wasn't a professional photo manipulation, but if you squinted, it looked convincing enough.

Who the hell wanted to squint, that was the real question?

However, 1337 knew better than everyone what really happened. He should have known. He was the cause of this whole problem. What good was a computer hacker that didn't hack into things he wasn't supposed to? Yet there he stood in front of the bulletin board, laughing as if it was the first time he had seen anything of Seth-chan.

"I knew Seth liked skirts, but this sorta pushes the limits if ya ask me!" he bellowed out, absolutely unafraid of any reprimand that was definitely going to come his direction. Though, the real question was, who would be the first one to catch him? Seth or scary shrimpy Kunai?

The games had just begun.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:43 pm


"Hey, big brother! Big brother! Can I borrow your labtop? Please? Please!"

A certain grunt's room door was thrown open in a haste as the teal haired girl rushed in. She was obviously panicking, but the one who panicked more was the teal haired man who fell backwards in a clatter with his labtop. He blushed profusely, but that was not due to the fact he was just down to his boxers and a t-shirt. Whatever the case, he was hiding something . . . and he did not want his sister to see.

"Damn it, Len!" he cursed. "Dun' jus' barge inta 'ere without knockin' first! Gosh!"

Len pulled at her braidtails and flailed. "Sorano, please let me borrow your labtop, please!"

Sorano arched his eyebrows and clicked the little red 'x' on all his open programs and documents.

"Here, take tha' damn thing!" he said firmly and shoved it to her. "What d'ya need it fer anehway?"

Len took a seat upon Sorano's bed and breathed heavily. Opening up a word document, she began to type out a series of listed objects. Quickly, her fingers raced at quick speeds to get whatever she had in mind done quickly into documentation.

"While I was filing some work for the science department . . . " she began. "The paper got wet with a cup of tea I was drinking. At first, the writing was legible but than the ink began to bleed. I managed to read everything and keep it to mind before it happened but . . . I needed to retype it up again. That's why I need your labtop."

"Uh . . . why couldn' ya jus' go ta one of tha computa labs?" he asked.

"And let one of the science members see what I did with their important documentation?!" she blanched. "Are you crazy?!"

Sorano sighed. "With a sista like ya, I am."

For a few still moments, Sorano's room was only filled with the clatter of gloved nails to keyboard buttons. Suddenly, a little beep beep sounded and Lennyka clicked the flashing envelope icon. At first, she blinked but screamed to what came next. Sorano jumped and flailed his hands.

"Oh Arceus, Len! It not be what it seems!" he yelled but watched at those screams morphed to bouts of laughter.

"Wut? What are ya . . . Kwe . . . Kwehehe . . . KwehehehehEHEHEHE! HAHAHA!"

The rest was purely history.


radish


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:10 pm


Emalthya, oblivious to all hilarity and ruckus, and supremely at ease with the entire situation, skipped down the cold, polished and shiny linoleum corridor with her meganium plodding unhappily behind. She had headphone speakers plugged tightly in her ears.

When she saw her comrades she plucked one speaker out and offered it. "We spliced new lyrics to the original Sailor Moon theme song! It's now aaaall about Team Rocket! Want to listen?"

Avarice shook his head emphatically at their audience. "Megaaaa," he said. (Please don't. She will sing.)

"Has anyone seen Seth? Or has he gone to collect weapons for a murder spree? I swear I saw someone putting together a Sailor Seth costume..."

"Meganium..." (It is sometimes a good thing that she is so strange. Can't startle her, for one thing.)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:18 pm


-bout taking the conductor and replacing it with a long-line trigger?

A quick typing brought on the keyboard infront of the grunt brought a headshake and the adjusting of a headset, similar to the ones computer gamers wore.

Which...oddly enough, was what Jen was doing at that moment. On a special MMORPG/Military Game, she was thought-deep in a stratagy discussion with a few of the guild leaders/commanders of her group on the game. "I dont think thats gunna work too well against the Ace of Vipers. They have a junk load of snipers, right?"

.....Yeah? And?

A snort. "Dude, they'd be picking off our peeps as they were moving across the BG!" This guy, as good a friend as he was, was such an idiot sometimes... "Nah, the best option would be to take some of own snipers and position them by the Metal Falls." A mouse pointer laided a digital flag on the map screen before moving back towards an open area within the line of fire. "And we can use that by moving some of our berserkers within their line of sight! While they're getting knocked at, ours can see where theirs are hiding!"

Several other voices murmered over the headset before the first responded bitterly.

And I take it yer leading this charge?

"Duh. Thats what I do, ye-"

BEEP BEEP! The incoming mail icon flashed off-screen and she cursed. Why?! She was on lunch break! Argh...

"Hang on a sec, guys..."

But....oh boy, would she ever regret opening this mail...As Jen took a sip from the glass near her elbow, she clicked to see what the problem was-

And promptly spat out a mouthful of ice tea in shock at the screen. She wanted to laugh, oh yes...But as the same time, the image was burning into her brain at a fast rate. And this was something she did not wanna remember later.

But...Jen just couldn't stop staring.

Duelist of Pokemon


An Original Username

Omnipresent Zealot

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:20 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. A typical, boring day. That's all that this day was shaping up to be. Ziazan had finally evolved and she and Lilith were training earlier. There was a small mishap in the kitchen involving Lilith breaking a small, cheap plate. Lilith spent about 5 hours reading her latest find in classic books. All normal, boring things. As the day was drawing to an end, Lilith decided to check her email.

She pulled out her laptop and sat down on her bed as it booted on. After waiting a second for the email service to load, she was able to log in and check her inbox. The inbox button flashed "1 UNREAD MESSAGE." Lilith clicked the link and saw that it was an email from Elite Agent Kunai. That alone made Lilith suspicious. "Why would she email me?..." she wondered out loud. An attachment caught Lilith's eye and curiosity got the best of her. She clicked the link and before her eyes was a picture. Her eyes widened and a hand shot up to her mouth in shock. After a second, a chuckle escaped from her lips. The chuckling escalated into laughter, which quickly turned into hysterics as Lilith curled up in a ball on her bed, tears streaming from her eyes. "Bwa-ha-ha-HA-HA-HAAA!!!"

- - - - - - - -

"I got soul, but I'm not a soldier... I got soul, but I'm not a soldier..." Isadora hummed contentedly to herself as she walked about her office. It was an oddly quiet day. Nothing too interesting or out of the ordinary. That made the psychologist very edgy. Singing usually calmed her down. She dance-walked about her office and ended up at her computer. Still humming with the respective music in the background, she rebooted the computer and decided to check her email.

The inbox popped and read that she had one unread message. Isadora clicked the link and lowered her eyes at the attachment. That usually meant trouble... Despite the warning she gave herself, Isadora clicked the link. She gasped and quickly clicked the "X" button and closed the link. "Well... Thaht was... stahrtlin'."
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:36 pm


User Image violet was out in her favorite field having a playdate with mine!!! and chikory to play restaurant (more her idea then theirs). she had just finished wrestling the annoyed pidgeot into an apron, and was trying to convince the meganium to stop chewing on his chef's hat. "aw, come on chikory, if you chew holes into it, scramps'll never want to wear it! ewwwwww, drool!"

as she was wresting it from his mouth, her pda beeped at her. "oooooh, guys, i got an email!" she pulled out the lilac device and scrolled through to her new messages. "it's gotta be important too, the bosses have never ever sent me anything!" as the picture loaded on her screen, it took her a moment to comprehend what she saw on the screen. as it sunk in, she squealed in delight. "eeeee!!!! he looks so cute! oooh, i wonder if he's still wearing it now? i just wanna fluff his buttribbon so badly!!!!! c'mon guys, let's go see if he's around!" she ran back towards the headquarters with pokemon in tow, momentarily forgetting her game.

timeerkat


Sao Kasai

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:20 pm


"No, Bunsen, sit. Sit does not mean 'jump off the stool and try to eat everything in the room!' Stop." The fluffy-haired little scientist chased after the baby Eevee. She'd been trying to get him to sit on a chair and keep her company, but there were interesting things that NEEDED to go in his mouth. "Come here!" Nyx snatched him up and held him with one arm, his hind legs dangled free beneath him.

'Be-do-beep!'

An icon indicating Nyx had an email flashed on her computer screen. She sat down at the chair with Bunsen squirming in her grasp and opened the e-mail.

"Oh. My. Arceus! I MUST SHOW MISS NADJA!!!" Nyx plugged her pokedex into the computer and downloaded the file and took off to find Najda with Bunsen in tow.

It didn't take long before Nyx knocked on Nadja's door frame before walking through the open door. "Miss Nadja, you HAVE to see this!" Nyx held up her pokedex with the usb-wire hanging out. Bunsen managed to squirm out of her grip and plopped on the floor.

"Vee!"
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:53 pm


Unless she was in a meeting or absolutely didn't want to be disturbed, Nadja's downstairs office had an open door policy. This was probably not so much to demonstrate that she was a friendly, approachable superior, but rather to keep better track of what was going on in the hall. If this hadn't been the case, the next few moments would have been quite different and certainly less.. magical.

The redhead was mulling over a cup of coffee and an experiment report when the tiny white-haired scientist burst into her office with something, apparently, of interest. Rather uncharacteristically of Nyx, it involved pink. Lots of it.

"Oh?" Nadja raised a brow and took the pokedex from Nyx, glancing down at Bunsen before she had a proper look at the screen, and had another sip.

That was a mistake.

The elite swallowed hard on her tea and set her mug down with force. "Hrk-" A hand went to her throat as she made a noise half laugh, half cough, all disbelief. Despite - or perhaps because of the careless manipulation - the image had a certain arresting quality, and didn't stop her train of thought so much as broadside it off the tracks and send it hurtling into the canyon before the Lone Ranger could save the day. Nadja studied it for a moment, wearing a very odd expression, then looked up at her underling.

"Where did you get this?"

Tinnunculus

Spacey Spark


Rocket Agent Seth

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:59 pm


Suddenly all over the base... the Rocket Pokedexes and all computers connected to the network went dark. If you didn't get a chance to see the picture... TOO BAD! Only printed copies would remain at this point. Somebody was on the war path.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:09 pm


"Huh..." Nyx looked curiously as the computers went black, but shrugged. Probably a power surge. "Elite Kunai sent it to... most people, in an e-mail, ma'am." Nyx grinned at her superior, the humor of the image and the situation not lost on her. "I felt you should see it."

Bunsen trotted over and jumped into Nadja's lap while Nyx was speaking and not paying attention to him. "Vrree..." He murmured while he made himself comfy and caused his trainer to turn slightly pale when she finally noticed him.

Sao Kasai



radish


Scamp

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:17 pm


As both siblings cracked up endlessly, Sorano's labtop went entirely black. Suddenly, their laughter stopped and the room filled with an eerie silence. Than, in some sort of coincidental yell, they both bellowed at the screen in panic.

"Oh no, my word document! It's gone!"
"Eek gad, it be gone! My por-!"

Lennyka turned to Sorano and blinked. "Por?" she asked. "Are you telling me . . . big brother . . . that you . . . you were . . . "

"Uh . . . uh . . . " Oh Arceus, it was time to play the lie game. "Me um, me 'poreon game! Yessums, me 'poreon game. Veeeery fun, I tell ya. Ya should try playin' it sometimes."

Lennyka nodded her head slowly and smiled. "Ah, that sounds like so much fun! Let's worry about that later though. What do you think happened to the network?"

Sorano shrugged. "I 'unno. I bets we can find out if we go 'round an' ask 'bout it. Comin'?"

Lennyka dipped her head and scooped up the labtop to her bosom.

"Mhm!" she replied and followed after, teal braidtails swinging in tow.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:21 pm


User Image It did not take a genius to figure out who was going to be most upset about the Sailor Seth picture circulating about the facility. Kunai never thought of herself as a genius. At least, not with the technological stuff. Yet, the shortest of the Elite Agents was perhaps just a bit less aggravated than the main victim, Seth. In victimizing Seth, Kunai had also been victimized as well.

Unlike a majority of the Rockets who did not seem to have a backbone (in her highly biased opinion), the short pink haired girl rather promptly decided to face this situation head-on. With a scornful frown that could only rival Seth's in rage, she walked to Elite Agent Seth's office. She knocked three whole times, all firm and consistent in volume and beat. When in character, she might have done something cuter, but that was not her style when she was simply Kunai.

"Agent Seth, this is Agent Kunai. Open up immediately." Her tone was flat and professional, but there was a hint of seething anger under her breath.

LizzyMoo

Rainbow Senshi


Rocket Agent Seth

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:34 pm


"WHAT?!" Was the bellowed, enraged word that first erupted from behind Seth's office door at the knock. However, as Kunai announced who she was... there was pause before the door suddenly flung open. Seth stood on the other side, a scowl not unlike Kunai's, and stared down at her.

"You." Was his reply before stepping back and letting her enter. He then made his way back to his desk and planted himself in his chair before two widescreen monitors. To say that Seth was angry was an understatement. Various windows were open on his screens. Most having to do with the network that only he had access to at the moment, but there was a minimized version of the image which was the current object of his ire.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:34 pm


User Image The only thing that hinted someone had found the image flood in the emails was the sudden beeping sound that his Rocket Pokedex made before it blacked out. 1337 lifted up his Pokedex, looked at the visual display.

In all of his wisdom, the computer hacker had decided to disconnect his personal tech from the network. Seth was a rage machine. It wasn't hard to predict something like this would happen. He disconnected from the network so he could still see if there was any sort of emergency (or raging) reboot. Yet, he also realized it would seem a bit fishy if he was still able to see. So instead, he sat himself down in front of the bulletin board. Then he picked a direction and just looked in that direction.

Alright, now to just remember that I am supposedly visually impaired now.

LizzyMoo

Rainbow Senshi


LizzyMoo

Rainbow Senshi

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:42 pm


User Image She nodded her head as he allowed her passage, and rather than sit down, she remained standing. She did not dare state that it wasn't her. That was usually the sign of someone who had done it. Instead, she immediately stated her prime suspicion.

"Agent Seth, I need you to profile me on any Agent or Grunt from your department who would be able manipulate the network in such a fashion to cause the chaos that has occurred today."

Both Seth and Kunai were the same rank, but at the moment, the pink haired girl stood at complete attention, as if she was in front of a superior. Her expression didn't waver from her extremely serious one. There was no hint of uncertainty on her part. Perhaps it was her ability to act which might have masked any sort of fear she might have had, but the reality of the whole thing was she did not fear this man in the slightest.
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