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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:51 pm
...or whatever you want to call this thread. So basically get all your famous and funny and even insignificant quotes from yonder and place them here. Post so many that activity overflows in bountiful....yadda yadda yadda.
So post.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:52 pm
"But I must! ...you broke son of a heathen. stare "
~Me to Hammi when he refused to be paid.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:32 pm
"Duct tape is like violence. Didn't work? Use more."
~The Handyman's Creed
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:22 pm
"I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."
~Invictus, Nelson Mandela (it sounds cooler when Morgan Freeman says it)
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:44 am
"There's only one rule of survival: when in doubt, go for the eyeballs. If no eyeballs are present, then... Well, just shoot it or something."
~Me, from my small handbook of wilderness survival.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:55 am
If all else fails, C4.
When in doubt, C4.
Without the pin, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
- Said by I have no idea who.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:35 am
"The wha? The Jersey Shore is ba---oh. Can we stall a little bit? Let's stall."
*cue dog driving a lawnmower across the screen*
~Joel McHale, The Soup
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:24 pm
A joke I told my brother on the way to his place:
"U2 finishes a big number in Ireland, and Bono asks the crowd to quiet down. Once they are quiet, Bono starts clapping slowly. The crowd is confused by this, so he explains 'Every time I clap my hands, a poor child in Africa dies.' A guy in the crowd yells 'Then stop clapping your hands!'."
It took a few seconds for my brother to get this.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:49 pm
A joke from Matt Kailey:
"A guy walks into a deli and asks the guy at the counter, 'Do you serve transsexuals here?'
"The guy says 'No, all our meat is hormone-free.'"
lol ... smile ... sweatdrop
Okay, seriously, here are some of my favorite quotes OF ALL TIME:
"Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers. I've seen these ants do great things, and year after year they've managed to pick food for themselves and you. So who is the weaker species? Ants don't serve grasshoppers. It's you who need us." -Flik
"Valuing life is not weakness. And disregarding it is not strength." -Mirage
"Uh..." -The Captain
And everything Syndrome said. EVER. Plus the confrontation in the first Toy Story movie, which is way too epic for this space. Yes, all of my favorite quotes are from Pixar films, with a few exceptions that I don't remember.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:43 pm
From a religious fight I just got myself into: soren_alenko Death_Of_A_Taco ...if god doesnt exsist why does he have so many followers Justin Beiber has a lot of followers, does that make him god?
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:13 pm
Me: "...goo is fun. biggrin "
Chang: "...That sounded wrong.
Really
Really Wrong."
~September 25, 2010
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:57 pm
"Hope for the best, plan for the worst" from the Bourne Ultimatum
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:23 pm
"Thrones
We like big chairs and we cannot lie.
You aliens can't deny
that when you sit in a chair made of shiny shiny brass
with a cushion for your a**,
you get sprung."
from "Earth (The Book)"
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:42 pm
"The Koran
Questionable Claim: Heaven is a cathouse full of virgins.
Okay to Burn?: It's not even okay to ask."
from "Earth (The Book)"
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:46 am
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
-Edgar Allan Poe Raven...lol
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