Quote:
Q: "Why did you apply for this position?"
A: "You need workers, and I need a job...b***h"
Q: "What are your qualifications for this job?"
A: "Well, I lack any kind of useful skills, however, I can juggle two soda cans for about five seconds..."
Q: "What in your opinion is your greatest weakness?"
A: "I would have to say that my greatest weakness lies in my inability to answer that question..."
Q: "Have you ever dealt with stressful situations on the job?"
A: "None during which I didn't suffer a blackout, and wake up not remembering what happened..."
Q: "Do you like doing one task, and then moving onto the next? or do you enjoy doing multiple things at the same time?"
A: "Well, since you brought it up, doing multiple women at the same time DOES seem like an overwhelmingly good idea... however, I would probably enjoy it more if it was one after the other instead..."
Q: "What is your opinion about the statement 'The customer is always right?' "
A: "When I am the customer... the customer is always right.... otherwise, they don't know what the ******** they're talking about..."
Q: "Do you consider yourself a people person?"
A: "Only if you're actually considering hiring me for this job..."
Q: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
A: "Which finger am I holding up?"
Q: "If I hired you as a part-time worker for minimum wage, and offered you limited benefits, as well as in-store dis-"
A: "-hey listen buddy... if you hired me, I'd have to cut myself and watch me bleed to make sure it was real..."
Q: "Okay, one last question. Are you a young, healthy, round-breasted woman with a schmexy body who already has a job at Target?"
A: "No...?"
...I'm sorry then, I can't hire you. NEXT !
A: "You need workers, and I need a job...b***h"
Q: "What are your qualifications for this job?"
A: "Well, I lack any kind of useful skills, however, I can juggle two soda cans for about five seconds..."
Q: "What in your opinion is your greatest weakness?"
A: "I would have to say that my greatest weakness lies in my inability to answer that question..."
Q: "Have you ever dealt with stressful situations on the job?"
A: "None during which I didn't suffer a blackout, and wake up not remembering what happened..."
Q: "Do you like doing one task, and then moving onto the next? or do you enjoy doing multiple things at the same time?"
A: "Well, since you brought it up, doing multiple women at the same time DOES seem like an overwhelmingly good idea... however, I would probably enjoy it more if it was one after the other instead..."
Q: "What is your opinion about the statement 'The customer is always right?' "
A: "When I am the customer... the customer is always right.... otherwise, they don't know what the ******** they're talking about..."
Q: "Do you consider yourself a people person?"
A: "Only if you're actually considering hiring me for this job..."
Q: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
A: "Which finger am I holding up?"
Q: "If I hired you as a part-time worker for minimum wage, and offered you limited benefits, as well as in-store dis-"
A: "-hey listen buddy... if you hired me, I'd have to cut myself and watch me bleed to make sure it was real..."
Q: "Okay, one last question. Are you a young, healthy, round-breasted woman with a schmexy body who already has a job at Target?"
A: "No...?"
...I'm sorry then, I can't hire you. NEXT !
...and that's why I wasn't hired... because of that stupid gurl with the stupid job who was very stupidly hot, and had stupidly big breasts...
....that b***h mad
