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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:20 pm
Given to us in the old guild by Grif Hammibee Paper Firing Range Target 4 that one Disease Guy, here it is again. For a recap, here's how the game goes: Quote: PERSON 1: I wish I had a cookie Quote: PERSON 2: Granted, but it's poisoned I wish I had a puppy Quote: Person 3: Granted, but it's a demon puppy I wish I had a billion dollars Got it? I'll start it. I wish the Texans will beat the Cowboys for their first preseason game.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:52 pm
Granted, but they'll never win a game ever again.
I wish it would be 80 degrees F tomorrow instead of 107.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:01 pm
crying Somehow, I think that's actually quite possible, given who the team is...
Granted, but the day after, it leaps back to 107. Then 110. Then back down to 80 degrees. Celsius.
I wish that I could get some more install jobs so I can make more money.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:10 pm
Granted. But the IRS will attack you for every penny you get. (Oh wait, they pretty much already do)
I wish I could a decent, well paying job
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:13 pm
Granted, but you'll be "laid off" before the end of your first week there.
I wish my feet wouldn't hurt when I've only been standing up for 2 hours.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:20 pm
granted, but they'll start to fall off and do things on their own.
I wish I had more time to have fun
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:30 pm
Granted, but the definition of fun was changed to grueling slave labor. Have fun hauling two hundred pounds worth of arcade tokens up the mountain of despair and doom!
I wish my insomnia would quit for at least one week.
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:55 pm
granted, but construction would begin right next to your house
I wish I had a puppy
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:57 pm
Granted, but when it grows up it becomes vicious.
I wish all my extracurriculars would work out on my class schedule.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:18 pm
Granted, but now you don't have enough credits to graduate.
I wish that I could control the dimensions of time and space.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:48 pm
granted but you will develop a form of pandorum that will cause you to eventually jump in to the sun... or a black hole
I wish I could get away with kidnapping one of my friends in the dead of night.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:13 pm
Granted, but after making a clean getaway with your friend in tow, bound and gagged, you are subsequently abducted by aliens.
I wish the days of the Wild West could return and I could retire to a simple life of ranching and shooting down passing by rustlers.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:08 pm
Granted, but the passing rustlers will shoot you down in turn.
I wish my dad would stop breathing down my neck 24/7...
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