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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:04 am
Welcome to the new guild, people! As I said already in the old guild, this is a place of rebirth. Here, the Barton Army can rise from the ashes like a mighty phoenix and abandon its sketchy past. Here, new memories will be built on the foundation and formula that came from the old. Let the bad times be forgotten and good times roll on!
Everybody...
Welcome to the new Barton Army!
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:15 pm
*snaps to attention* Reporting for duty, SIR! *salutes*
Funny thing, my mother has the pukes. Hope I'm not next to get it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:39 pm
*stands at attention and salutes* We'll give it all we've got, sir! Time to bring back the glory days!
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:41 pm
*also salutes* What is our plan of attack sir?
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:50 pm
The plan, ladies, is to wait until the others show up so we can get this show on the road. Might take a week, so until then, just, uh... Oh, Hell, I don't know, play some games or something, start an RP, just don't tread any dirt on the new carpeting in the Rec Center. We just had that laid in today. And for ******** sake, don't tell Doc where we stashed the armory just yet, I still got a deposit on half the buildings here.
Other than that *returns salutes* welcome and, uh... Thanks for your faith.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:27 am
*waits for somebody to puke in him*
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:37 pm
*raises hand sheepishly* Uhh, is it necessary for me to puke? Because I hope not.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:51 am
No. gonk Please don't. We have a brand new, clean base...that'll go up in flames if we get the boys to come and join us. But let's keep it clean until then. If you gotta puke, though, then do it in the buckets. That way, we got punishment.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:31 pm
And seeing as being the only resident guy for now, it seems, it's my duty to inflict as much collateral damage as possible until Doc and the others show up.
For example, what do you ladies think of what I did to Barracks 6? *Looks over to the smoldering remains of some building*
... Huh... I thought the fire woulda lasted longer than that...
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:40 pm
Can't you destroy Durem's barracks instead? stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:12 pm
Because our long-range missile platforms don't reach that far... Or very far at all...
In fact... *Looks at map ranging our missile attack reach* I don't even think that our long-range missiles can go anywhere except our own borders... Who the Hell did we buy this tech from, the Chinese? *Sees Made In China sticker* ... Of course...
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:38 pm
*stumbles in with duffle bag and suticases* Sorry I'm late sir, I got lost on the way over. Then I got hit by a truck, was nursed back to health by something (just can't remeber what) and now I am here. *stands at attention* Wow Chang! You have 5 o'clock shadow! I mean sir!
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:49 am
He should have one; after all, he's President of two clubs at his school. You know what that means? xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:44 pm
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