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I have recently given away 2 guilds that I had owned, and crew position in several others so I can devote more of the time I spend online to this guild. I feel as though I owe it to you guys, and I want to help as much as I can. Seriously, this guild is above par for guild standards, so losing my guilds was nothing big.
But Im getting a, forgive my language, shitstorm of angry guild people telling me Im a traitor and shouldnt be recruiting for you guys. That my time should be spent recruiting for them, because I'm crew with them.
It's true. I Vice for 3 others and am crew in about 3. Spreading my time amoung them is hard, but Im far more dedicated to this guild. My family is here. The guys Ive known longest on my 3 going on 4 years of Gaia are here.

So I may be switching to my account Klokwork_Hobbs tomorrow.

While they sound pretty douchebaggish, bring 'em here. Then you'll be recruiting for us AND them. If they join, and we find that they ARE douchebaggish, then worst-case scenario, we ban them. They can't just rejoin us, unless they feel like taking mules and going through the application process again, in which case we'll just keep banning them when they show their douchebaggishness.

Best-case scenario, they're good roleplayers and fun people who are agreeable and nice! Everything will be good and they'll help lead to League to victory and joy! Happiness will abound! Kitties and Bunnies! (Sorry. Been Reading Megatokyo. That only applies to the Kitty/Bunny part, but the rest was a lead up to it.)

And if they don't want to join, then just tell them to bugger off. We'll do the same. Worst-case scenario, report 'em to the mods for harassment and such. I'm pretty sure you can get folk for that, if it continues long enough.

Hell, you're a Mercenary of the GML, and a well-liked one at that. You don't take sh*t from nobody, says you, says me. If they've got a problem with you being with us, then they can grow a collective pair and say it to our faces, at which point we will ask them to kindly go f*ck themselves.

Nah. I kinda like my comment there, about asking them to kindly go f*ck themselves.

So, I declare this thread incredibly awesome. *cue T-Rex in a fighter jet*
http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg

Also, I like this picture.

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/one_does_not_simply_rock_into_mordor.jpg

If you haven't noticed, this thread has lost all meaning.

That is all. Enjoy the funneh picktoores.

i also bless this place with a retarded unicorn

T-rex in a Fighter Jet? That's from Calvin and Hobbes! Favourite comic ever when I was younger.

Yeah... I really liked the last bit.