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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:57 pm


I saw Twilight birthday card for sale in there today! One of them actually has some gay a** song called "Monster" in it...

The worst one was the one in the section labeled "Birthday Love"...it was Bella and Edward. It said some dumb s**t along the lines of "If I said I couldn't stop watching you...you wouldn't be mad would you?" or some crap....ugh. My life...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:05 am


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I went into a Hallmark last week and saw a designer Twilight Christmas ornament....they're trying to sell the damn thing for $32!! Sad thing is that people will actually pay that much for the shitty piece of resin...









....Because it's all white on white


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:01 am


That isn't a birthday love card, its a silent stalker reveal card.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:52 am


Wow, that is just sad. Who would even buy those? To the christmas ornement, they have those out already? It's not even Halloween yet.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:35 pm


Aw. It was a sarcastic "way to go."
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:28 am


That is deeply disturbing... The only good thing to use that for would be to either repel people, or get kicked out of the theater, if you break the ornament after being forced to see one of the 'movies'.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:01 pm


I'm not surprised. I've seen Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers singing cards. They always sing their shitty music.

I like sound cards, but if someone gave me a Twilight, Miley Cyrus, or Jonas Brothers card, it'd better be intended as ironic or a joke. Otherwise, I'm defacing the card in front of the giver.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:05 pm


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I'm not surprised. I've seen Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers singing cards. They always sing their shitty music.

I like sound cards, but if someone gave me a Twilight, Miley Cyrus, or Jonas Brothers card, it'd better be intended as ironic or a joke. Otherwise, I'm defacing the card in front of the giver.
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My grandma gave me a Hannah Montannah card one year. I was like "this better be a joke", but since my grandma wasn't there to say (and I have a very good relationship with her), I just stuck it in my closet.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:43 am


Twilight is, just like Hannah and Jonas, highly over-rated crap businesses want to milk to death.
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