You judge me till there's nothing left
You and your opinions wear me out

This guy walked out from the back with quite a few title belts and the crowd gave a mixed reaction. He stands at the top of the ramp. The ring announcer starts to say.
"Making his World Wrestling Federation Guild Return, Matt Schneider!!!"
The crowd popped at this as Matt Schneider, or a guy that looked like him, walked down to the ring. Matt walked by the ring announcer and grabbed a microphone. Schneider walked up the steps and looked around. He stopped on the top step turn towards GBL and he got into the ring. He looked around the ring at the crowd..And then looked at GBL for a few seconds. AND then Matt Schneider raised the microphone to his lips.
"Hi there Jay. Remember me?"
The crowd booed and cheered.
"Let me help you remember who I am. And let all these people in this stupid camp know who I am!"
The crowd booed.And Booed.

"I am Matt Schneider! I have held every title in the business. Everything. I'm the best there is the best there was, and the best there every will be."
The crowd booed as he completely just ripped off Bret Hart.
"Hey don't boo me. I'm a champion. Look at me. I hold every belt there ever was. See. Look I even have a black belt. Sure it has nothing to do with wrestling, but it's a belt! I asked for it and I got it. "
The crowd kept booing.
"Quit booing me or I'll get you all fired. You see I'm The Original Master of Politics! "
Matt Schneider smiled as he thought it was funny to say that. He was also thinking that he should spear a random camera man. Or something. And maybe go off script.
"You see If I don't like you, I'll get you fired. Ask GBL here. Ask most of the roster from 2006 and before if there are anyone left in the back. I knew management would cave one day. I told them if they didn't fire most of the talent from 2006, I'd quit. I'd only return when most of them are gone. Bwhahaha!"
Matt Schneider laughed on as the crowd booed and booed. They booed him because he is the Ultra heel better than anyone else!!
"If I don't get my way it's the high way. I can do what ever I want. I can do this."
Matt Schneider grabbed a camera guy and gave him a pedigree! He then spread his arms like HHH.
"Cheer me people, I'm the greatest!! Look at how many belts I have! In fact that's why I am out here tonight making my return to World wrestling Federation Guild! I want your title. Give it to me. Or I'll talk to management and get you fired."
The crowd booed.
Hand it over. I'm Matt Schneider, I just returned and have done nothing to earn the belt. I haven't been a match in forever. It's okay people doesn't matter because my matches aren't 5 star. BUT I want the belt, so give it here! These people want me to have the belt. Listen to them they are cheering my name"
The crowd booed. And Matt Schneider turned his head to look at the crowd. A ref made his way down to the ring and slide into the ring. He was ready to signal the bell for this to be a title match when GBL said okay.
"Cheer me or I'll get GBL Fir-"