*High Energy starts to play as random clips of Hiroshi Tanahashi displays on the screen*

Wacky NJPW voice: HIGH FLYING STAR!!! *words appear on the screen*

*screen shows random clips of Tanahashi posing*

Wacky NJPW voice: HIGH FLY FLOW!!! *words appear*

*random clips of Tanahashi performing the High Fly Flow finisher on different wrestlers*

Wacky NJPW voice: HIGH ENERGY LOVE!!! *words appear*

*screen shows random clips of Tanahashi flirting with girls*

Wacky NJPW voice: IKEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *word appears*

*the screen shows a close up on Tanahashi's pecs*

Wacky NJPW voice: ACE OF THE UNIVERSE!! *words appear*

*shows a recap clip of Tanahashi's IWGP victory over Keiji Mutoh at Wrestle Kingdom 3*

*Tanahashi finally appears on the screen*

Tanahashi: *in his booming Tana voice* I, Hiroshi Tanahashi, will become the first King of Muscle Champion by crushing my opponents with the High Fly Flow!

Wacky NJPW voice: HIROSHI TANAHASHI!!! KING OF MUSCLE!!!!!! *words appear*

*back to Tanahashi*

Tanahashi: Minna-saaaaaan! Muscle Laaaaaaaaaand!
AISHITEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASU! *throws his fist in the air as he screams his catchphrase*