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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:09 pm
*All over the outside of the ring are weapons "donated" by the crazy Philadelphia fans. Bobby Cruise shakes his head at the sight of the bizarre items.*
Bobby Cruise: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Philadelphia Street Fight where weapons are illegal, but pinfalls or submissions may only occur inside the ring! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:58 pm
*"ROUTE 666" starts to play over the PA, Shinobu appearing shortly thereafter. He's noticeably nervous over this sort of match but he tried to shake it off, running to the ring and jumping onto the apron, grabbing the top rope and flipping over it.*
Bobby Cruise: Introducing first, SHIIIIINNNOOOOOBBBBBUUUUU!
*Shinobu winds up a bit, not sure how that'd help him from being hit by all the weapons littered around the ring but whatever.*
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:00 pm
ROKKINPO fubokki nippon ROKKINPO KETSU ke ni inka ROKKINPO fubokki nippon ROKKINPO wo tatase!!
PAPPARAA make "FURENZU tou" PANPAASU no BIISUTO me "temeera kirai" kyuu FAN DASUTORISUTO damare nenshou! chi de nenshou shinpakusuu HAI TENSHON
ROKKINPO fubokki nippon ROKKINPO KETSU ke ni inka ROKKINPO fubokki nippon ROKKINPO chongittare!
TATATATATAtatari darui bansan an'i na chuui shien pon SUPARATTAA BURAUN kan haretsu haiyuu kidori BINTA
:: Those crazy blood craving Philadelphia fans popped as "Rockimpo Goroshi" by Maximum the Hormone hit the system. Out from the curtains stepped out Isami Kodaka clad in a kimono, bandana, and with a katana sealed in it's case. He slowly made his way down the aisle whilst the fans chanted "B-J-W!" ::
Bobby Cruise: From Yokohama, Japan, weighing in at 75 kilos, representing Big Japan Pro Wrestling, Isami Kodaka!
:: Steps on the apron and unsheathes his katana! Teasingly holds it over his chest, then sticks it back in his case, as he climbs into the ring. ::
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:05 pm
*TRYING NOT TO JUST RUN THE HELL AWAY* *paces his corner until the bell finally rings, just taking a deep breath and holding his hand out for Kodaka to shake* gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:08 pm
:: ISN'T A d**k! So shakes Shinonu's hand and heads to his corner. Removes his bandana and kimono to reveal his scarred up back. ::
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:10 pm
*feels a little better about this, but not by much* *starts pacing the ring, looking at the plethora of weapons and only feeling worse*
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:11 pm
:: Bell rings! Isami immediately runs over and goes for a boot to Shinobu's stomach! ::
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:15 pm
ITAI! *doubles over, taking a step back*
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:17 pm
:: Grabs at his tights and tries sending Shinobu through the ropes and to the outside! ::
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:20 pm
*tossed to the outside, colliding with the rails and rolling on the ground in pain* stressed
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:22 pm
:: Climbs out of the ring and heads over to the corner where the fans brought their weapons. Picks up an old PS2 that has AVVOLOTIO RULES written in thumbtacks over it. Oh, CZW fans! Makes way over to Shinobu and waits for him to turn around. ::
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:24 pm
*manages to push himself off the concrete, turning around as he does so*
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:26 pm
:: Attempts to bash the thumbtack side of that PS2 over Shinobu's head! ::
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:29 pm
*AIRHORN!*
*SCREAMS AS THE TACKS DIG INTO HIS SCALP!* *falls into the rails, hands feverishly covering his tack-encrusted head* gonk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:31 pm
:: As Shinobu falls into the railings, Isami grabs at his head and goes to show the fans the thumbtacks stuck in Shinobu's head! Lays off Shinobu for now and heads back to the pile of weapons, looking through them. ::
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