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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:07 pm
*Fans are pounding on the sides of barricade, waiting for the match to start.*
Bobby Cruise: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:32 pm
*The theme song from the PS2 video game "Okami" hits as the joshi internet geeks cream themselves. Kana steps out through the curtain clad in a red and white ceremonial kimono, nodding in approval of the fans reaction. She slowly makes her way down the aisle, high fiving the fans as she walks.*
Bobby Cruise: From Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 62 kilos, Kaaaanaaaa!
*Jumps over the top rope and removes her kimono, revealing her X-BOX 360 sponsored outfit!*
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:51 pm
I tell you, I'm all right now
But last week I was in rough shape
I don't get a break with nothing
*Rappin' Rodney by Rodney Dangerfield plays in the arena, it is nearly drowned out by the fans jeers! Andy walks through the curtain in a boxing robe. Gagging a little bit as the stench of the fans hit him! "Disgusting!"*
"From Hollywood California, The Intergender Champion of The Wooooorld, Andy Kaufman!"
*Andy takes his ring robe off, and walks towards Kana*
"MAKE ME SOME SUSHI" *SLAP*
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:55 pm
*Slapped across the face.*
"..................."
*DING DING DING! Replies with a STIFF sole butt to Andy's gut!*
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:59 pm
*...KICKED! JOLTED OFF HIS FEET! Hits the ground face face first!*
gonk
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generalissimo takada generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
2!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:09 pm
*PRIMAL JOSHI SCREAM! Jumps ontop of Andy and tries to apply a grounded octopus stretch!*
(( 2 ))
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:11 pm
*DIEING ANDY SCREAM!*
crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:12 pm
*Lets go and positions herself so she's infront of Andy. Goes for repeated grounded knees to the top of Andy's skull!*
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:14 pm
*Smashed with the knees!*
gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:17 pm
*Gets pulled off of Andy by Rick Knox! Calms down and paces the ring.*
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:22 pm
*Latches onto Rick's leg for protection!*
xp
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:25 pm
*Runs to punt Andy...PSYCHE! Stops at the last second to fake him out.*
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:27 pm
"AH!"
*YELPS AND CRAWLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!*
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:28 pm
*Backs up in the corner and checks her nails as Andy cowers away.*
stare
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:36 pm
*Limps around the ring and starts going up the ramp?*
I DON'T NEED THIS
scream crying
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