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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:02 pm
* "You wa Shock!" played as a spotlight in the arena shows the throne where the King of MUSCLE Championship sits. Bobby Cruise stands in the middle of the ring proudly with microphone in hand.* Bobby Cruise: The following first round match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit with the winner advancing to the second round of the King of MUSCLE Tournament! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:35 pm
STANDING HERE WITH MY YAMATO SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
*"YAMATO SPIRIT" blares over the sound system to a mixed reaction, the music going into its chorus as YAMATO finally appears, smile on his face as he glares at fans. He taunts fans who are holding their hands out, sticking his tongue out at them until he reaches the apron, climbing the steps and into he ring.*
Bobby Cruise: Introducing first, representing KAMIKAZE and KAMIKAZE USA, from the Iwate Prefecture, Japan, YYYAAAAAAMMMAAAAATTTTOOOOOOO!
*YAMATO goes to his corner, leaning his head back and grinning, hair falling in front of his eyes as he waits for his opponent.*
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:36 pm
Hello Students
It is I, Matt Striker
Your teacher
Striker's theme blared over the speakers to a chorus of boos as he hit the ramp. Carrying an apple down the ramp, Striker stopped about halfway down to give it to a kid in the audience, telling him it'll help him grow big and smart!
It's not how hard you work
It's how smart you work
Striker ascended the steel steps, taking off his sleeveless argyle sweater and leaving it ringside. With a quick stretch, Striker stared into the eyes of his opponent, ready to teach a quick lesson.
SCHOOL IS COOL
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:37 pm
*Follows after YAMATO, not even looking at his fellow KAMIKAZE USA member as he's dragging another one of his cheap floozy ringrats with him by her hair! Moxley's obviously drunk and drugged out of his mind again. Puts his face in the camera*
"....WE'RE PARTYING ALL NIGHT...BORN TO BE WILD, BABY..."
*Drags his woman over to ringside and shoves her next to the timekeeper's chair. Limps all around the outside.*
4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:38 pm
*sees Moxley on the outside, covering his face with his hand* God ******** damnit, Moxley! scream
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:39 pm
Striker flashes a confused look at Moxley. "Young man, do you really think this man is an advantage for you?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:41 pm
*scoffs* Of course I ******** don't. But he's got good booze.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:42 pm
*Leans forward against the ring apron and bangs on it.*
"...Yeah, you go...tomato...."
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:42 pm
"Young man, booze kills your brain cells."
Striker goes for a lock up.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:45 pm
*locks up, trying to gain the upper hand*
I hear threesomes with guys kills your a*****e. twisted
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:47 pm
Striker starts losing ground on YAMATO
"Judging by the fact that you brought your life partner out here with you, I'd wager that you are far more knowledgeable in the field of homoerotic encounters than I"
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:48 pm
*FUMING!* *LETS GO OF STRIKER'S HANDS AND GOES FOR A SLAP TO THE FACE!* scream
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:49 pm
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YAMATO SPIRIT generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
1!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:54 pm
*moves to grab Striker by the hair and pull him into A HEADLOCK~!*
((2!))
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:55 pm
Striker elbowed YAMATO in the gut to avoid the headlock!
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