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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:42 pm
Now listen
This ain't no make believe
Come on
open your eyes and see!
The music stopped then went to. .
When the daylight is falling down into the night
And the sharks try to cut a big piece out of life
And it feels all right to go out to catch an outrageous thrill
But it's more like spinning wheels of fortune, which never stand still
Big city, big city nights
Big city, big city nights
Kal was right behind as both men walked down the ramp and slid into the ring
"Tonight, we're calling out any Cosmic superstar that wants to join a dynamic tag team and walk out of the ring champions. So if any Cosmic superstar thinks they have the power, come on out from backstage to this ring."
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:05 pm
"I CAN'T USE WHAT I CAN'T ABUSE" coos in as the arena goes back. Purple lights go up on the Titantron.
"I CAN'T STOP WHEN IT COMES TO YOU."
As the guitar riffs bust in, flashing is everywhere, and as the Titantron plays her video, Cambria comes out, and then runs to the ring. She jumps up on the stairs, and flips over the top rope. She then does her corner pose, beating her breasts and then raising a fist in defiance to the sky.
"Here she comes, the Feminist Fighter, CAMBRIA....LYNN!"
Cambria came out and asked for a mic.
"Well, I'm here to join in on your tag team. As an equal."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:17 pm
BREAK THE WALLS DOW-OW-OWN!
Jericho's pyro goes off as he makes a beeline to the ring with a microphone in his hand. Totally ignoring the fans boo and jeer him. When he gets to the steps he walks up them keeping his eye on the three as he gets in the ring. When he's in the ring he puts the mic to his mouth. "You three? Really? I hope you didn't expect the best in the world to come out and join." The fans then begin to try and boo over his voice. "See listen to these hypicrates. They know I'm better than everyone of them, and better than anyone else in this company." Then he laughed a little thinking about what a joke these three are. "I mean really you guys. First there is Kal, the man who shouldn't be aloud in the arena let along the ring. Then there is the sexist of the locker room Cambria, now I have no problem with you its just that you believe that women can do the same thing as a man can. Everyone here knows your just the joke of the locker room. Sting may be pretending to be your friend, but who would really trust that washout old parasite?" Then he changed his attention to John Morrison. "Finally the all famous John Morrison." The crowd began to cheer as they heard John Morrison's name. "You may believe that you one of the best this company has ever seen, but we all know I am far supperior than you could ever be. Your biggest accomplishment was when you had The Miz carry you around the tag team division. Your most famous though, was when you won my Intercontinental Championship. Now you may be wondering what makes it mine huh? Well its mine, because I won it for an unprecidented nine times. Now who can forget that ECW title rein. Where the only people who were there to challenge you were CM Punk? That is not very outstanding." Then he waited for their responces.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:25 pm
While Jericho was talking, Cambria was making a hand gesture indicating babbling. She then decided to respond.
"Okay, you run out of the ring when the going gets tough, and I'm the joke? I don't think so! A real woman would STAY IN THE MATCH AND FIGHT UNTIL SHE WON!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:43 pm
Jericho looked at the annoyance in distaste. "Well what would you know about being a women? John Morrison is more of a women than you are Cambria." The crowd booed as Jericho made fun of Cambria. Though the Jericholics in the arena were to busy laughing to fight back with cheers. "Now take your sexism and leave my ring." The crowd continued to boo Jericho.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:31 pm
Ah. . you're forgetting one more person who may not be a part of us, but Jericho. . he hates your guts.
The lights went completely off. When they came back on, the three in the ring were now on the outside whereas KANE, the big red machine, was on the inside.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:28 am
Jericho looked at Kane then at the three outside the ring then back at Kane. "Do you parasites really believe I can't defeat Kane? You know what I remember Kane? I remember when I hit a Codebreaker on not just you, but your brother and my tag team partner at the time Big Show. Then I raised my rightful World Heavyweight Championship over my head as I left the arena." The crowd began to boo when he said his World Heavyweight Championship.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:00 am
You think you know me?
Metalingus hit as smoke rose from the mouth of the ramp. Edge came out with shades and street clothes. He grabbed a microphone and looked at Morrison, Kal, Kane and Cambria then at Jericho. "Your World Heavyweight Championship?...." Edge looked at the crowd with disbelief. Edge just smiled and talked once more. "You see, Chris, The World Heavyweight championship isn't yours. It isn't Undertaker's or anyone else's. But there is someone who does deserve the World Championship. A certain opportunist who can see the opportunity and seize it. That person, is none other than the guy who speared you, Undertaker, Kane and even The Big Show. Being World Champion isn't boring these people half to death. It's about being the smartest. Because everyone knows you have to be dominant and smart to become the champion. You see, not only do you need the brawn, but you also need the brains. Which NONE of YOU people have because, Chris, let's face it. You only know 3 or 4 smart words. Bravo." The crowd cheers as they agree with Edge. Edge then turned his attention to Kal, Morrison, Cambria and Kane. "As for you four......well, Morrison, what Jericho said is true. You are more of a woman than Cambria. I'd rather be training than trying to be 'pretty'. And Kal, you're more pathetic for actually teaming up with him." Edge chuckled and then turned his head at Kane. "Kane, when you cashed in your Money In The Bank to claim the World championship...I was impressed. Many of the Money In The Bank winners have done the same as I did when I cashed my first Money in the Bank on a weakened Cena, while you cashed it on a weakened Rey Mysterio. BUT! You don't have the brains to be a GOOD World champ.....like ME!" Edge smirked as he lowered his microphone.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:31 am
Cambria could not believe Edge and Y2Jackass thought Morrison was more woman than her, but she had the perfect comeback.
"Well, Edge," she replied mockingly, "I don't think running to leave your girlfriend to defend the belt is the mark of a GOOD Champion. Besides, the real reason you say Morrison is more woman than me is that you're more attracted to him than you are to me!" The crowd erupted in laughter. Cambria then turned to Kal and Morrison. "Come on, guys, what do you have to say about it?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:16 pm
Morrison was the first to speak. "Edge, if anyone looks more like a woman it's you. Well, bearded lady that is" The fans laugh at that remark.
Kal laughed as well grabbing the mic. He then got serious. "I mean Edge, let's face it here. Not only did you rob Cena at the time, but you also robbed Undertaker. So you think you're any better than us? Then prove it Edge. You find someone in the back as a third partner, and GREATNESS will take all three of you suckers on
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:30 pm
Chris Jericho laughed a little at Kal. "Wow you are dumber than these hypicrates. I said I wasn't here to join your feeble tag team. I'm only here to belittle whoever came to join. Now if that means John Morrison, Kal, Cambria, and Kane? Well they really aren't much of a challenge for me." Then backed up towards the turnbuckle, and looked at Edge. "Edge the only time you've ever speared me was when I was turning around from something. Have you already forgotten who won in our match at Wrestlemania?" The crowd remained silent as they waited to see who would speak up first.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:16 pm
Kane got real close to Jericho as he spoke.
"Jericho, you're nothing but a washed-up, dead beat musician who has no choice now than to come to this business to become the next Vince McMahon. Well here's some news for you. You are pathetic!" The fans cheer. "And if I were you right now, I'd shut up before something terrible happens to you and your soul"
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:06 pm
Cambria acted shocked. "What?! Chris has a SOUL?!" The audience laughed.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:32 pm
Jericho looked at the crowd not impressed at their laughs. "Really? You parasites are laughing at just about anything someone says aren't you. I mean come on 'Chris had a soul?' How can you people find that funny?" Then he turned to Kane again. "Now you. Taking my soul? Trying to be your brother are we? Seriously take my soul? The only thing you'd be able to take away from me is a cheap shot. Why? I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:08 pm
"Wow, Dickless here can't take a joke. You better not listen to any voices backstage, Y2Jackass. And Edge, I actually thought you were spongeworthy, but sensing you want John Morrison, I'm kicking you to the curb as well. Come on, guys, let's kick some a** in a handicap match. I say handicap 'cause there is no one who will stand with these guys."
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