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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:58 am
Are you a neat freak who enjoys cleaning up piss and bile from others? Or simply a high school drop out who lacks the ability to get a good job?
Then this is the position for you! Grab that mop and get to work! One of the toilets in the group bathroom is overfilling.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:06 pm
:: Duties ::
Running a facility such as this is messy business. Blood, vomit, and other bodily fluids tend to spread all over. Now, we don't mind when its dirtying up the patients' area. It's the staff floors that we care about. The staff areas are to be kept clean. We will not tolerate our lounges, bathrooms, offices, and other staff only facilities getting grimy.
As for the patients' floors and areas, we don't really care. As long as it doesn't become a problem. Clean them if you want.
:: Rules ::
1] You will do as we say, should you defy us, you will be punished.
2] Avoid getting into fights with the patients. Some may be smarter than you.
3] Make sure that the staff areas are clean. Otherwise, you will regret it.
4] Unless told otherwise, keep your asses out of the catacombs!
5] Do not touch property of the doctors, unless they instructed you to clean it.
6] Keep away from the doctors unless absolutely necessary. They do not want their air to be filled with the stench of your work, or speak with someone with such a small mind as yours.
7] Do not leave your work tools laying about.
8] Always have a can of air freshener on your person.
9] If you must have relations with other staff, keep it to your down time.
10] Do NOT fraternize with the patients.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:08 pm
:: Current Janitors ::
...None at the moment...
:: Wall of Shame ::
The following names are those who failed to perform their duties to our liking and have been demoted.
...None Yet, lets keep it that way...
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