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((That was my first counterprotest, and now I'm obsessed with wanting to defeat these bastards! rofl ))

Outside the arena is Fred Phelps and various followers of the Westboro Baptist Cult. A lot of them are holding up signs that say:

Wrestling is For Fags
God Hates Wrestling
Chris Benoit/Eddie Guerrero Is In Hell
Fags/Soldiers/Jews/Wrestlers Die, God Laughs
Give Up Your Belts And Repent Now
Thank God For The IED
Diego Alva = Devil No More

The camera is focused on Fred, who is wearing a Diego Alva T-shirt and is with his granddaughter Megan-Phelps Roper, who is wearing sunglasses. The crowd instantly showers them with boos.

Megan: "We are here to encourage these people who are attending this f** festival known as a professional wrestling program to cease being sucked into this and repent. Yes, it's true that God has given up on this Hellbound nation and the soldiers who kill and die in the name of the United States of America. They die for a [bleep]-loving nation that has turned their backs on the Good Lord."

Fred: "We are not here to stir anything up. We are not here to win souls for Christ. We are just here to get you all to confess with your mouth what you know is in your heart. So Unlimited "fans," cease your idolatry of these so-called "athletes," and repent before judgment day- though for some of you, it is too late."

Fans boo, but the signholders behind Fred and Megan cheer.

Megan: "There are many of you who have already sold your souls to damnation. Such as: the man known as Kelly King 2.0. You call yourself the One True King, but there is only ONE King. His name is Jesus Christ. You cannot be allowed to continue putting yourself above the Lord Almighty."

Fred: "Michael Landry. The family you come from, the Golden Grahams, are all f** enablers, including that false prophet Billy Graham. The sins of the father shall be bore by the son. The only heart that will be broken is yours when you see that your fate lies in the Lake of Fire."

Megan: "Jed Haynie. Your ego does not allow you to see that you are not as great as you proclaim to be. You are willing to put yourself on a divine level. And that is a sin."

Fred: "Marxx. The Midnight Role Model. You tarnish the minds of the youth by promoting sex without marriage, underage drinking, and other types of filth. God sees your every move."

Megan: "Cyrus Leone. The only dream that you should be concerned with is not winning the Unlimited Championship, but with how God sees you."

Fred: "Draze. A dragon is a demonic creature. For you to symbolize yourself with such a being proves that you are a tool of Satan."

Megan: "Matt Shanahan. How dare you call yourself a God? Heed the First Commandment: Thou shalt not hath no others gods before Me."

Fred: "And finally: the most atrocious of sinners. The Snypa Rifle. Snypa, I don't take too kindly to what you did to my followers at the Lady Gay-Gay concert protest. You laid your hands upon agents of the Lord, and by doing so- you sealed your fate after death. So we will leave you all with this message: God has given you eight the gift of entertainment. Use it to preach the Gospel before it is too late..."

Finally, Shirley makes her way onto the screen, but says nothing.

(open)

Snypa is heading toward the arena, in street clothes, holding his gym bag. He looks over at the protesters and pulls a piece of cardboard out. He holds it against the sign that says "Lesbian Sex Is Sin."

The piece of cardboard says "Great."