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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:01 am
((That was my first counterprotest, and now I'm obsessed with wanting to defeat these bastards! rofl ))
Outside the arena is Fred Phelps and various followers of the Westboro Baptist Cult. A lot of them are holding up signs that say:
Wrestling is For Fags
God Hates Wrestling
Chris Benoit/Eddie Guerrero Is In Hell
Fags/Soldiers/Jews/Wrestlers Die, God Laughs
Give Up Your Belts And Repent Now
Thank God For The IED
Diego Alva = Devil No More
The camera is focused on Fred, who is wearing a Diego Alva T-shirt and is with his granddaughter Megan-Phelps Roper, who is wearing sunglasses. The crowd instantly showers them with boos.
Megan: "We are here to encourage these people who are attending this f** festival known as a professional wrestling program to cease being sucked into this and repent. Yes, it's true that God has given up on this Hellbound nation and the soldiers who kill and die in the name of the United States of America. They die for a [bleep]-loving nation that has turned their backs on the Good Lord."
Fred: "We are not here to stir anything up. We are not here to win souls for Christ. We are just here to get you all to confess with your mouth what you know is in your heart. So WWFG "fans," cease your idolatry of these so-called "athletes," and repent before judgment day. And my granddaughter and I ask that the man known as Anonymous please: return my daughter Shirley to us."
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:04 pm
Loud music could be heard blaring through a sports car as the duo collectively known as the Suicide Kings made their way from out if it.
Dressed in purple tights was Lester Kingsly, he flicked his blonde hair as he looked at the commotion, his brother Noh Kingsly in the green tights and silver short hair looked at Lester then at the followers.
"So who are these guys again? I heard there was supposed to be some righteous party where'd they be hot babes and soda! Not old bitties and what's that? Holy water?! I can't party with holy water! "
Lester said as adjusted his sunglasses as he had a confused look on his face
"You took that wrong turn, see instead of outside in the front, we were supposed to go to the back, that's where everything's totally popping like we will be to those fine divas!" Noh brofisted Lester
"Aaaaah You know it bra! Say, these guys are trying to have a protest or something. Well wanna show them what we think of that?" Lester said as he turned and Noh was already in the trunk of their car.
"Way ahead of ya Bro, I got the super soakers filled with hot sauce and uh questionable liquids, and some eggs cuz eggs totally rule! Sha!"
Noh began pumping the super soakers as Lester began launching the eggs at the protesters.
Suddenly the protesters began to get soaked with hot sauce and questionable liquid.
"Take that ya kooks! You're scaring away all the babes!"
Lester said as he kept tossing eggs at them
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:07 pm
The WBC members are trying to avoid the onslaught of eggs, hot sauce, and urine! But Fred is caught right in the face with the spray before he hides behind his granddaughter, who's wearing a white tee, coincidentally. rofl
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:54 pm
"Heyah! We totally got them! What else we got? " Lester said as he ran out of eggs
Noh chucked the empty super soakers at the protesters, began to grab cans of diet soda that was being given away by one of the vendors.
Lester began to follow suit as the duo began chucking cans of diet soda, rocks and whatever they could pick up on the street. All this was going on while they had Slayer cranked up because we all know that God listens to Slayer.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:02 am
The two bible thumpers have made the choice that they have had enough, calling off their dogs and living to protest another day.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:04 am
Security came out to see what the commotion was all about. They then asked Noh and Lester to clean up to which they began pegging him with objects as well.
All in all a great day!
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