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| What's the best kind of Tentacle? |
| Octopus, with Suction Cups, swoon! |
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| Smooth and sleek; somewhat phallic! |
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| With little mouths at the ends (teeth optional!) |
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| With extra mini-tentacles at the ends, for her pleasure! |
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| The kind that have jellyfish stingers on them! Shocking! |
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| I don't care, just as long as they're tentacles! |
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| Other! Ray is so unimaginative to not have included MY favorite sort! |
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 Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:47 pm
There are all sorts of tentacles... right? Right. Do you have any distinct preferences, either in the kinds of tentacles you use, or the ones that use you?
Detail is nice--but ah... try to keep from getting to graphic in your descriptions of how you like them used, eh? You know the drill, I should hope. whee
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:53 pm
Ummm... sleek and smooth!
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:49 am
I'll take D, all of the above Regis biggrin heart
And now my mind is awash with ideas and dreams, I must go take care of this redface
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:08 pm
I was about half asleep last night, and was having weird tentacle thoughts... and weird snopes.com thoughts. Then thinking even further into that, remember any cartoons where a dog steals a string of sausage links? Yeah. A monster with tentacles formed from linked hot dogs, coming up out of a hot dog vendor's stainless-steel cart, steamy from a fresh cooking... Which goes to show, I shouldn't think about sex while I'm hungry, or food while I'm horny, because they mix in such disturbingly erotic ways.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:40 pm
Wow, hot dog tentacles, those would be very odd benwa balls.
Sounds fun though.
Well, now it wasn't that disturbingly erotic, there are probably people who think about that while awake.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:02 pm
I will never be able to eat a hot dog again without giggling and snorting sad xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:27 pm
Giggling and snorting! Don't you mean rubbing them on yourself while moaning?
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:58 pm
TerraAire. I will never be able to eat a hot dog again without giggling and snorting sad xd I know! gonk
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:42 am
McKenzie Giggling and snorting! Don't you mean rubbing them on yourself while moaning? That too ninja They still make foot longs, right?
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:02 pm
I think so.. well, I think they're really only 7 inches long and they call them footlongs.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:26 pm
Yeah, so I couldn't get the hot dog link tentacles out of my head, no matter how much brainsoap I used...
So...
I tried putting it in a scenario.
It could be a commercial for ... uh ... something? Or just part of a series of really weird days.
A late-teenaged girl is walking down a street in an open market at the seaside. It's a sunny day, there's a lot of vendors around, not too many customers quite yet, it's still a bit early.
Oh. And she's wearing a T-shirt that says, across her breasts,
"I heart Tentacles"
So she's walking along, and the camera pans across some of the vendors. There's a guy with fresh seafood, and his octopi on ice start waving after her as she passes, nobody really notices.
Hanging ropes from some of the stalls swing toward her, as though they had little bits of iron at their ends and she was a magnet. She's still walking along, all blithe, as long streamers of kelp weave their way up the supports of a dock, stretching ever closer in their snakey greenery.
Then, as she passes the hot dog vendor, the scene I described earlier happens, the linked hot dogs erupt from the steamy interior, and that's when everyone starts noticing the weird things happening around this girl... at which points, the "tentacles" attack.
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The next time we see her, she's wearing a t-shirt that says "I heart Puppies" as she goes hiking in the mountains... and in the distance, a pack of wolves howl.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:26 am
I love your brain sad I could see that happening to... or would like to see that happen >.>
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:17 am
Ooo, do these people have a website. I'd like to purchase a shirt with 'I heart yaoi' on it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:53 pm
McKenzie Ooo, do these people have a website. I'd like to purchase a shirt with 'I heart yaoi' on it. I dunno. *wants a 'I heart Tentacles' t-shirt*
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:15 am
HOw about a I heart yaoi tenacles shirt?
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