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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:12 pm


☑ You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
☑ You have ran into a glass/screen door.
☑ You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
☑ You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
☑ You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 5

☑ You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
☑ You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
☑ You just sang them to make sure.
☑ You have tripped on your own feet.
☑ You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
☑ You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
☑ You have caught yourself drooling.

☑ You have fallen asleep in class.
☑ Sometimes you just stop thinking.
☑ Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
☑ You are often told to use your 'inside voice



☑ You use your fingers to do simple math.
☑ You have eaten a bug accidentally
☑ You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
☑ You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
☑ You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 21

☑ You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
☑ You break a lot of things.
☑ You tilt your head when you're confused.
☑ You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
☑ The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
☑ You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
☑ You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill




[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: ?

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: ?

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice



[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: ?

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: ?

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am ---% Mentally ill


**Disclaimer This is not meant in anyway to make fun of any ACTUAL mentally ill people. This is just a fun little quiz and was made for ENTERTAINMENT purposes ONLY!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:26 pm


Carolina says...
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

subtotal: 1

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice

subtotal: 2

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 2

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 16

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am 64% Mentally illUser Image  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:09 pm


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[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

subtotal: 8

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice

subtotal: 12

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 15

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 24

I am 96% Mentally ill


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:06 pm


[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

subtotal:8

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice

subtotal:12

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 22

I am 88% Mentally ill

Strange, thought it would be higher considered that I actually AM mentally ill.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:31 pm


[•] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[•] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[•] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[•] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[•] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[•] You just sang them to make sure.
[•] You have tripped on your own feet.
[•] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[•] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[•] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[•] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[•] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[•] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice



[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[•] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[•] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[•] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[•] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[•] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[•] The word "um" is used frequently.
[•] You don't know what "um" means.
[•] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am 84% Mentally ill
PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:49 pm


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 2

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 5

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice



[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 8

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 15

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am 60% Mentally ill

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:17 pm


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 6

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice



[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 11

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 32

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am 128% Mentally ill
PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:43 pm


i'm the smartest so far o.o

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:02 pm


[> ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ > ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[> ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[> ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[> ] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[> ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[> ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[> ] You just sang them to make sure.
[> ] You have tripped on your own feet.
[> ] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[> ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[> ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[> ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice



[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[> ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[> ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[> ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 6

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[> ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[> ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[> ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[> ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[> ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am 85% Mentally ill
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