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My School Librarian and Her Opinion of Twilight.

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Luckybug76

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:45 pm


I'm in TV Broadcast class at school (er, was, since it's summer now.) and a kid in my class did a segment where he asked people what they would do if there was a zombie apocalypse, got it on film, and put it on our weekly news show.

Most kids answered "I'd run." or "I'd punch them in the face."... one kid even answered "I'd turn all Nav'i like those guys in Avatar and totally go all blue-person on their butts!" It was funny.

But the best part was when the question was posed to our school librarian, who answers with a completely straight face: "I would read them Twilight. And they would all die."

Turns out there is a use for the terrible books we've all come to hate. If you read them to zombies, they die. *shrug*
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:27 am


It makes sense to me. If you were an undead and had Twilight read to you, wouldn't you want to spontaneously go to the afterlife just to get away from it?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:26 pm


I have been seeing an increase of dislike towards Twilight from adults.

I am really jelous of your broadcasting class. We have a newspaper, but I would rather watch our school news rather than read. Half the kids at my school don't even realise we have a paper so a bunch of paper is wasted. It would be easier if we just did a news show cause we have a camera, and every teacher has a t.v in their room.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:19 am


Back at my old school we had 'Morning Annocments' on the TV in the begining of every 2nd period. It was pretty awesome :3
Then the current school i went to (graduated this year woot!) only had a newspaper which most of the student body used as weapons to whack each other with. << Don't ask.

I wish i could high five that librarian. xD

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