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Rein sat up in bed, her white hair a tangled mess, and narrowed her red eyes. It was quiet. Too quiet. Then, out of nowhere, came ten flying ninja monkeys. One was actually holding a weapon, and it was just a shuriken four pointed star used by ninja’s. As quick as you can blink, the shuriken was flying at her about to hit her in the face when she caught it between two of her fingers and threw it back. Rein was a somewhat master at martial arts. The monkey, not expecting this, got pinned to the wall. Two other monkeys rushed at her, one behind and one in front. Waiting until they nearly collided with her, she jumped up into the air, so both monkeys ran into each other, exploding into dust. Another jumped up and kicked her, sending her flying into the wall. Reaching out, she grabbed her dresser for support to get back up. She wildly searched her dresser for a weapon. The first thing she picked up was a spork.
“Back off! I have a spork!” Rein screeched like that would stop them. Two monkeys charged at her, kicking and punching. Most of the blows she could stop with the spork until it broke. “MY SPORK!” She yelled, grabbing two of the monkeys and smashing both of them together. All of them turned to dust as she ran at the others. Rein picked up two and slammed them together before giving another a noogie so hard it turned to dust on its own. The last two that were standing ran to the window, too frighten to even fight. What Rein failed to notice was that the monkey pinned to the wall had gotten loose and ran down the hall. Turning, she saw how many monkey muffins the the monkeys had left on her floor. Getting the pooper scooper out of the hall closet, she quickly scooped up the poop and put it in the trash can.
“Time for breakfast!” her mom yelled from downstairs. Rein walked down there just as her mom rushed out the door to get to work. Staring at the table, she saw that it was covered with her favorite foods: waffles, strawberries, pancakes, and most importantly bacon. Quickly, she picked up the bacon, lifting it to her lips. Just as she was about to take a bite, the monkey that had been pinned to the wall swooped down stealing the bacon in her hand and the plate on the table. Too shocked to say anything, she turned and watched the monkey flee out the kitchen door, arms flailing. That was when she decided that it was time to rid the world of ninja monkeys, but she had to finish her breakfast first. You can’t destroy monkeys on an empty stomach. After breakfast, she changed and left for the one place that made ninja monkeys: the store, Bob’s Ninjas. The store tells you they have ninjas. What they don’t tell you is that they were monkeys that would attack and steal your bacon.
Rein was like an animal. She was as fast as a cheetah, swift as a bird, and as stupid as a dog because she started chasing a car across town. When she finally had enough brains to quit chasing the car, she realized that she was in the middle of town three blocks away from the medieval castle, which quite frankly is weird to have in the middle of a modern day town. What’s the point? It didn’t matter anyways. She was going to destroy the building along with the monkeys training inside.
While walking those three blocks, Rein daydreamed about the monkeys doing bala, the Mexican friend to ballet. Not realizing until it was too late that she was going to run into someone. The guy turned with a frown on his face.
“No one may pass go to collect $200!” he shouted even though she was right next to him.
“But this isn’t Monopoly, and I wish to blow up the castle, not get $200.” Why she couldn’t blow up the castle and get the $200 was a mystery. The guy, who seemed to be the gate keeper, rubbed his chin thinking.
“Good point, you may pass.” What a bad gate keeper if he just let her pass after telling him her plan. Rein didn’t say anything though and just walked by heading for the castle. She only made it halfway before she ran into a snake, her least favorite animal. It was the only one she couldn’t beat in a staring contest. Not knowing how to pass the snake, Rein just stood there. The gate keeper appeared and shooed it away, which made him a really bad gate keeper, because he’d just helped her get closer to destroying the castle. Dashing off so not to run into another snake, Rein made it to a back door entrance. A few scientists passed her, so not to draw attention to herself, she screeched and hollered wildly. All this got her was weird looks, which for some reason, she took for a good sign. When the people passed, Rein ran forward, commando rolling to the door.
Quickly looking around, all she saw was a snake, a key to open the door, five bucks, and a McDonald’s toy that had been thrown to the side. Hmm, which will open the door? First, she tried the toy by playing with it until she accidently ripped its arm off. Next, she tried picking the lock with the five bucks. After ten minutes, she remembered that you were supposed to use a credit card, so she threw the money over her shoulder. She knew that there was no way in Canada that she would use the snake. She picked up the key and put it in the lock. Opening the door, Rein found that she was in someone’s office. Looking around, she found two things that helped and shocked her. One the monkeys were planning to steal all the bacon in the world and two, whoever had the McDonalds had thrown most of it away. Rein headed for the door when it started to open.
“Oh no!” she and a bald headed man said at the same time. The wall off to their left shook and the Kool Aid man busted in yelling, “Oh yeah!” Seeing that this was not the time, he quickly left.
“Ok, no more ‘Oh no!’” He grunted, staring at the wall. She nodded in agreement and pulled out sea salt ice cream.
“Here you go.” She was about to hand it to him when two little heads appeared on her shoulders. Both looked alike. “I’m Cody and you came here to destroy the castle not eat ice cream.” the one on her left shoulder said.
“I thought I was Cody, not Zach!” the one on the right frowned.
“Maybe you’re both Cody and you’re right! To destroy the castle!” Both heads gasped and ooo’d. Searching in her pocket, she pulled out cheese in a can and sprayed it in the guy’s eyes. He screamed in pain as she ran by. An alarm went off over head. Running wildly through multiple rooms, Rein looked for the switch. Being oblivious she ran right by it and kept looking in rooms. Several times she had to act like a monkey to get by scientists looking for her. Dashing to one room, she came out on a bike and went into the next. Finally, she noticed the button when her bike started singing the electric slide. Turning after clapping her hands, she saw the giant red button. There was a sign over it that read, ‘Press to blow up castle.’
“How did I miss that?” she asked, walking up to the button and pressing it.
“One minute until self destruction,” yelled a mechanical voice coming out of nowhere. Rein was feeling pretty good until she realized she was still in the building. Freaking out, she ran towards the door but hit the wall instead. It took a second for her to figure out that the door was right next to the wall. The voice over head could barley be heard over the monkey’s screeches. “Five, four, three, two, one.” Man does time fly when you can’t make it out the door. Rein looked around wildly but couldn’t find a way out. All she saw was a pile of bacon.
“No not the-“The building exploded before she could finish. Wood, rocks, cheese, and cement went flying everywhere. Rein never made it out in time but did destroy all the ninja monkeys. The world’s bacon was saved!

Later that night while Miso was in the hospital from cat scratches and the bruise on his head from hitting the ground too hard he heard errie noises. He looked around alittle frightened. Then he relaxed and got an annoyed look on his face. "Star quit making weird noises." He turned his head towards the door and stared at Star who was leaning against it. She had her hands in a circle around her mouth as she made those noises. When Miso looked at her she shot up and combat rolled behind the curtain. "I've been spotted. Help!" Sky walked in and rolled her eyes. "Star please your making a complete fool of yourself." "And I shall do it with pride!" Star laughed. Sky shook her head and walked up to Miso. "I bought you this get well package here." It had a few avatar videos in it and some candy. "I hope this will help you feel better and make time pass." She smiled as Star took a step forward towards Miso. "I brought you something too!" She held out her hand and there was a fur pelt of Bibbles. "I thought it make you feel better after what he did to your face." A second later Bibbles walked in the room and hissed at Star. He looked like a naked cat with no fur. He jumped up and took back his fur puttting it on like you would a coat till he looked completely normal. After he had on his coat fur he lunged and attached his claws to her face. Star screamed and fell to the ground trying to get him off as he scrached her face repeatedly. Sky stared at the mayhem. When Star started rolling around on the floor trying to get Bibbles off she turned back to Miso and smiled. "So? Want to watch those DVDs?" Miso nodded and Sky put them in. Both of them watched while Star was being taken away to get Bibbled removed off her face. It took seven doctors, four nurses, a bag of cat n** , a kibble bite, and three donut breaks to get Bibbles off. Star ended up staying with Miso in the hospital that day. She was really annoyed at Sky for just leaving her to die like that by Bibbles but got over it when she visited one day and brought strawberrys.

Sky walked into the cafe one morning after following behind Star to her work place. Star was busy interiogating helping customers to notice Sky right away. Sky kept lurking in the shadows so that wasn't helping Star spot her anyways. Whenever someone walked by Sky would make scary noises and scare them out the door. Finally after the third person ran screaming out the door Star turned and noticed Sky. "Another costumer. Oh. Wait hey Sky." Star waved as Sky sat down at a table and picked up a menu. She started looking though the food when an extremely fat cat fell from the ceiling and landed in her lap. Sky was so surprised she ended up throwing the menu. Star, who was in the wrong place, was carrying a tray of drinks out of the kitchen when the menu flew out and hit here. Shocked she fell backwards sending the drinks flying though the air. Miso, who was on the ball and getting stuff done, managed to catch all the drinks and the tray they were on. Star thanked him and passed out the drinks. Sky stared down at the EXTREMELY fat cat in her lap and started petting him softly. "I shall name you..... Corn syrup!" Sky shouted. Everyone in the whole cafe turned and stared at her. She blushed. "It the heat getting to me. Just resume what you were doing." After a few seconds everyone turned back and started chatting again. Sky picked up the extremely fat cat, with alot of effort, and walked to the door and about ready to go out when Star shut the door on her. A customer was trying to get in at that moment and didn't expect the door to close. The door hit his nose breaking it. He ran off down the street crying but no one seemed to notice. Sky glared at star. "Get out of the way! I need to take corn syrup home." "Put the cat down! Thats Va-"Just then you could hear a blood curddling scream from the kitchen. "Where is my Bibbles?" Vane ran out the door and up to Sky. Her eyes were red in anger and there was foam coming out her mouth. Sky screamed and dropped the fat cat before running out of the shop scared.

Masquerade ball:
It was a regular day in the life of the Stardust cafe. Star was crawling on the ceiling setting traps for ninja monkeys by gluing pop tarts to the ceiling. Darth was cutting chairs in half with his sword in the background. Vane was off making more cookies to feed to her already fat cat. Coff was pulling out aquarium eggs and throwing them at the wall thinking they were grenades. All of a sudden miso ran in waving a piece of paper that looked like it had been crumbled, thrown in the street and walked on. "Guys have you seen this? There’s a masquerade ball. We should totally go! Who is everyone going with? Star blushed and let go of the ceiling. She landed right on top of Miso. "Can I go with you? Sorry." She stood up and helped him up. Miso bowed and held out her hand to her. "It would be my pleasure." He took her hand and kissed it before letting go. That just made her blush increase. Vane came out of the kitchen and looked around. "You! You will be my date!" She pointed at Darth as he cat tried to make it through the kitchen door frame but got stuck. Darth had his sword raised in mid air about to bring it down. "Bwahahaha!" Vane took that as a yes.
-Scene change-
All the girls were waiting in the block just above where the masquerade ball was held. Star was bright red and nervous waiting for Miso. Vane watched as her cat actually exercised for the first time in several years. "Man look at him go!" He moved one step ever minute. "He'll be here before we die one of these days." Just then Darth and Miso showed up. Miso walked over and started a conversation with Star while Darth walked over to Vane and stood next to her. After a minute Miso knelt down in front of her and took her hand. "Twinkle twinkle little star. AH! My mouse pad messed up!" He shouted as his he appeared behind her then off to her left. Once he got back into position he tried again. "Skip it I'm not doing that intro again. Will you just marry me?" Star stared shocked not expecting that and bright red. "OF COURSE!" "Propose to me!" "Bawha?" Since Darth was thrown off he didn't get what Vane wanted. So vane got down on her knee instead and asked. "Will you marry me Darth?" Darth stared shocked. After a minute when Darth had gone unanswered Vane stood back up just as Darth kneeled. "Blah Ha sni me, Vane." Vane blushed slightly "Such a way with words Darth! Of course I will!" All of a sudden out of nowhere a random girl stood right in front of all the couples when they were about to take a group photo. "Say ys! Me wnt 2 b in shot!" she was such a noob is made Star sick and everyone else annoyed. "Out of the shot noob." "Bibbles attack!" Bibbles slowly started moving towards the noob. All of them watched. After half an hour he was a quarter of the way there teeth out and claws ready to scratch. After a few minutes Miso looked at Star and smiled. "Might I have this dance?" Star nodded and both of them started moving around in a weird way that might look like dancing to blind people and aliens that can't breath on this planet. Once that was done all of them left saying the wedding would be held on a tomorrow. Bibbles had to be taken back to the shop by a tow truck.

It was a normal school day at Cafe high school. Star was sitting up in the bleachers watching Miso play badminton and yelling at all the other people to fail. Vane was staring at Star like she had just turned into a wild bear by how loud she was screaming. Coff was trying to figure out what weapon to use on the other player. Darth was standing a little ways away from them swinging his sword around hoping to hit some random person walking by talking on their cell phone. Sky was sitting there by Star. The match ended and Miso won 9-0. Probably because Coff had finally found a bazooka and Miso was just that awesome. Everyone ran up to him congratulating him on his victory. "Hey you guys want to just play a little?" Miso, Star, and Coff we're all on a team while Vane, Darth, and Sky were on the other. Miso served and the match started. Vane hit it back easily. Star ended up hitting herself in the head but still sent it back over. Sky lightly tapped it and it hit Darth in the back of the head. His arm fell off. "I call Foul!" "How? His arm fell off on its own!" "No it didn't! Coff!" Everyone looked up to see Coff with a magnifying glass hitting the arm of Darth jacket where his arm had been a minute ago. She had burnt his arm off. "Ok fine. Point goes to you. Coff please get down." Coff got down and started playing again. Darth sent the birdie over and it hit Miso in the nose just barely not even hurting him. He fell to the ground. "I'M DIEING! Darths killed me!" Star rushed over. "Oh my gosh are you ok?!" "Hehe just fine. I thought it be funny." He stood back up and laughed at how bright red Stars face was. Vane called time out. "I want Bibbles on our team since Darth is injured!" The game restarted with Bibbles in the middle of the field with a racket in his mouth. The birdie came right at him and he just sat there. The game slowly started to end after Coff and Vane were called back home. Star was distracted by something shiny and ran off to go find out what it was. Bibbles rolled away after getting bored. Finally it was just Darth and Miso. Both glared at each other as Darth threw the birdie into the air and sent it over. It just kept getting hit back and forth so finally when it came back to Darth he sliced it in half with his sword. Miso walked up to shake hands with him but ended up tripping over Star who had magically appeared in front of him. Which so ended our great badminton round. Miso face planted into the sand. Star dog piled on top of him, then Darth, Coff, Vane, Sky, and last sending everyone to the hospital by crushing them Bibble on top.