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Hello Students
It is I, Matt Striker
Your teacher

Striker makes his way down to the ring, in an argyle sweater and khakis. His trademark blackboard and desk already in the ring.

"Hello Students. I'm pleased you could all make it to class this evening. I am out here tonight to teach you a very important lesson. Ever since this company changed it's title to MUSCLE LAND, I've had a growing fear that there is a terrible idea brewing inside all of your lackluster minds. I want to make this very clear. The title MUSCLE LAND is incredibly misleading. It insinuates that brawn takes greater precedent than brain. My students, this is a blatant fabrication. I am a prime example of how brain will always triumph over brawn. I am just one example of many in history. For example, the biblical tale of David v.s. Goliath. Or how about the 1980 Miracle on Ice? Yes students, even I, your teacher, has a basic knowledge of sporting events. Or how about the time I defeated on Kurt Angle to win his gold medals? My in ring intelligence is the greatest asset I could ever have. And at the end of our companies grand tournament, I will reign supreme. However, I will not be the KING OF MUSCLE, as our shallow title will claim. I will instead be, the CEREBRAL COMMANDER. Remember students, it's not how hard you work, it's how smart you work. Class dismissed."