Hi. I'm ChibiPuma, founder of the Save The Hippies From Themselves Foundation. Here at the foundation our mission is to save all of the world's hippies from their jobless ways. 99 copper pieces out of every gold donated go directly to purchasing motivational materials such as: bamboo poles, informational pamphlets about how much better off they will be with jobs written in the hippie language, providing haircuts to make the hippies presentable for job hunting at no cost to them, and rendering emergency aid to displaced hippie refugees. Our most effective method for those extremely stubborn hippies who really don't want to get a job is to send volunteers into the hippie camps and colonies with bamboo poles to poke and yell gety a job at the really stubborn ones who aren't at least making half an attempt to find a job. Since opening our doors in december 2009 we have helped 3,000 hippies find stable jobs and return to contributing to society and the economy.

Thank you for your donations,
ChibiPuma