THREE FOUR
THREE FOUR
THREE FOUR

Cleveland Rocks plays over the speakers to a few claps and cheers from the crowd. Drew Walks down the ramp looking furious, wearing a tuxedo and carrying a price is right style microphone.

"Cut the music!"

Drew rolls into the ring, struggling to get off of his feet.

"As you all may know, MUSCLE LAND's first ever pay-per view is coming up in a few days. In that PPV, a tournament will be held to declare the companies first ever King of Muscle. I aim to be the first ever King of Muscle. You know, there isn't a lot Drew Carey is good at. It's a whole different world out here away from my desk, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because Drew Carey is angry. Lebron James deserted my fair city of Cleveland, and he took with him any hopes of my beloved Cavaliers wining an NBA title. Ohio needs a champion, people! I am here to announce that it is Drew Carey's time! I personally guarantee that I will give Ohio it's first major championship since 1964!"