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 Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:53 am
Seen 'em. Know 'em. Love 'em. We all have our favorite funny quotes. Post them here to show you sense of humor. Who knows? You may find someone with the same humor. biggrin
Few of my favorites:
"Just because you killed the sorcerer doesn't mean you killed the sorcerer."
"You drink water?!"
"Wilbur Grey: And another thing Mr. Chick Young! The next time I tell you that I saw something when I saw it, you believe me that I saw it!
Chick Young: Oh relax. Now that we've seen the last of Dracula, the Wolf Man, and the Monster, there's nobody to frighten us anymore.
???: Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping to get in on the excitement.
Chick Young: Who said that?
???: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Invisible Man."
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:50 am
"you might want to watch your back...i'm known to be quiet when i go for a kill >)"
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:58 am
"Well don't blame me.
I blame you!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:02 am
"Well... I am hotter than you!" ~Jacob Black: Eclipse
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RandomInnocentPeoples Captain
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RandomInnocentPeoples Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:13 am
"Don't follow me... I'm lost too!"
"Cute but Psycho. 4laugh "
"I miss you cupecake! crying " ~Gir: Invader Zim
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:17 am
"I have never been lost in my life....but I was once befuddled for three days." ~Davy Crocket
"[Zim] Come, Gir. Let us rain doom on the doomed heads of our doomed enemies on the doomed planet.
[Gir]I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW. Doom doom doom doom doom doooom doomdoodoom doomy-doomy-doom doom."
"Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth... "
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:20 pm
"Yes. Yes. Yes. I gave the monkey the banna with the dope inside." ~Congo
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:12 pm
"Necromancer with a werewolf chaser. It's enough to make any vampire tipsy." ~Bloody Bones
"You drank the sea water, didn't you?" ~Road to El Dorado
"KEEEEE-YYYAAA. You stupid bunnies. You got no mates. You got no chicks. Where are mates? Where are chee-icks." ~Watership Down
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:01 am
"One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake." — Jack Handy, 'Deep Thoughts' "Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." — Homer Simpson
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:49 pm
LOL those are great ones.
"No Carl. It doesn't exist like the Loch Ness Monster and North Dakota." ~Sheen: Jimmy Neutron
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:44 pm
"Coffee and sugar are my two major food groups." Anita Blake (Don't remember which book)
"Nothing like being surrounded by men." Anita Blake "Skin Trade"
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:59 pm
"M: You aren't going, dear.
J: The devil I'm not.
M: I say you aren't going.
J: Mind your place, woman.
M: I am. You're still broken. What I say goes. That's our law.
J: I'm fine. I can fly. I can fight. I'm going.
M: You aren't. You can't. You're not. And until I say, you're a gardener, not a runner." ~Dead Witch Walking
(M=Matalina J=Jenks. Pixie hen pecking after fairy battle.)
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