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Do you like the idea of the thread?
*wonders why Merc bothers*
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No, it's a waste of space and/or pointless.
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Meh, whatever. I don't care.
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Why not?
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Total Votes : 29


Mercuryangel
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:01 pm


LOL, the Bonding game has created some very amusing posts...and I figured why not keep them here for people to look at? Whether you're bored or need a pick-me-up, a little laugh can't hurt, right?

Or, if a lot of guild members find a particular post interesting, they can request it to be put up here.

Have fun..... blaugh
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:18 pm


Mercuryangel
Grins and takes microphone. "Thanks Az. Well, now that most of our contestants have introduced themselves, we're going to play a little game."

Suddenly, a crowd of Greens comes stampeding out of nowhere and creates a dust cloud. A few minutes later, it clears and Merc coughs before continuing. Lune, though now still in her japanese school outfits, except the neckline has changed to match that of the First of Mayene. Kali's japanese dress has modified itself to the style of the Sea Folk women while they're on land. The skirt has changed little, except that it's brighter and more puffy. They both have had makeovers. Now what happened to the guys? Nothing, just the ascots are smaller. A girl walks out of the audience and gives her a paper. Merc smiles and waves it at the contestants.

"Perfect. I asked a random audience member to create a romantic scene between one girl and one guy on the show. Let's see what she picked." She opens the letter and cracks up laughing. "Oh my. Well...aren't we in for some amusement.

Ok, Gaidin and Kali are to act out a scene between Gaidal Cain and Birgitte. With a few catches. Kali, you will be the one playing Cain. Gaidin, you play Birgitte. According to this, the two have recently had an argument and Cain is on his way to apologize. Birgitte is practicing her bow in the yard. After they apologize, they are to declare their vows of love to one another and Cain is to propose to Birgitte!!"

*waves wand and the stage is now surrounded by an electric barrier and the questonnaire booths have vanished leaving a courtyard set of scenery. A bench and fake bow and arrow lie there and Gaidin and Kali are standing in the middle, staring at each other.*

"Well then, LET THE FUN BEGIN!!" The song changes to the melody of "You Can't Hurry Love."


Gaidin
"Dang it..." *he mutters before going out to pick up a bow, assuming the void and loosing arrow after arrow to the bullseye or near on the target*


D.Monica
Bloody ashes....I come back and suddenly i'm in a game show? And i'm being told to act like a Man? And propose and...oh bother.

I think Wes, you are supposed to do something. Erk, Birgitte. So pick up that bloody bow and get shoting...


D.Monica
Kali coughs, watching Wes shoot off the rounds before clearing her throat and sliding closer attempting to be noticed.


Gaidin
Wes looks back and sees Kali, but since they are suppose to have had a fight, he sort of just stands there.


D.Monica
*Raises one hand to embarassedly scratch the back of her head, and she coughs slightly*

Listen..I wished to apologize...


CleverMog
Paithan collapses in peals of laughter, "go, Birgitte, go! I'm sorry, Wes! I can't help it!" laughing so hard he falls into the electric border, he jerks away, still laughing. Then he suddenly stops... What were they going to make him do?! Suddenly it isn't funny. He keeps trying to form a Gateway, but everytime he tries it touches the edge of the cage and it vanishes, he growls in frustration. Oh, Light, what would the Lord Dragon say!??!


Gaidin
Wes aims at Paithan, then thinks better of it. "Well, it wasn't all your fault though you do act like a [Insert some old type of person Birgitte use] from [Some ancient place Birgitte remembers] sometimes..."

*To himself he wonders what in the Light he did to deserve this, he hated playing a woman, no matter how great a warrior she was*


D.Monica
Kali smiles, turning to face Wes and placing one hand on his shoulder.

"Birgitte...I'm sorry...and I wish you to know I love you"


Gaidin
Wes tries to blush unsuccessfully, and replies: "You know I love you and always will." And hesitates a bit before moving for a hug.

*He gives Kali a look of apology, but he just wants to get this over with, so he can get back at them later*


D.Monica
Places her small hands on his shoulders, and pushes him away with a slight stern look while looking into his eyes.

"Brig...will you take my hand in marriage?" She asks, shooting a scalding glance in the way of the other man in the general area, before turning back to Wes and giving a slight apologetic smile feeling the same way towards getting this over with.


Gaidin
Wes, very cheesily, looks shocked and says: "What?! .... Of course I will"


D.Monica
Embraces Wes in a grateful hug, and then moves away looking slightly flustered towards the electric force her arms crossed over her chest.

"Well thank the Light that is done with"


Azalea Verde
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Cough*

Azalea grins evily, "I thoguht the love birds did wonderfully!" Azalea resembes Cheshire cat in an extremely creepy sort of way.


Taken from pages 47-49 of the OOC Thread.

Mercuryangel
Captain


ChildOfTheMoon
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:07 am


Great idea merc!! biggrin
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:42 pm


*Glomps Mercury* I'm gunna go dig for more. whee

Azalea Verde
Crew


Azalea Verde
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:58 pm


Pages 41-52 in the OOC Thread...

Grayhurst
Yay! My favorite show is on!

*sits with a box of popcorn*

*cheesy announcer voice* Presenting: "The Zany Adventures of Az and Merc" now in Technicolor *end cheesy announce voice*

I love this show.


Mercuryangel
WHERE IN THE BLOODY NAME OF THE LIGHT IS A SHADOWSPAWN ATTACK OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!!!


LuneDeSang
She chewed on her lip as she tried to think of something to bribe Az and Merc with so she could go free.


Me likey Bribes... xd

Azalea Verde
BOW TO MY INSANITY! BWAHAHAHA! *Cough* lol. Yeah, the Bonding Game, the Movie Theater Game, the Hold Mercury Hostage Game.....

"THAT'S RIGHT! Our audience is filled with boy crazy accepted and novices and unbonded men! But luckily, our contestants have no escape!"


Gaidin
Methinks Lathanam likes his extra uses wink


Culla
Odd that the OOC is filled with random RPing oddness...


Azalea Verde
Azalea grins and laughs happily, clapping her hands together. "You look great!" She whispers to Merucry. "Yes, I think outfits are just the ticket!" Azalea taps her cane four times on the floor and in four sparkley purple puffs of smoke, the contestants appear in their uniforms. The girls are wearing sparkly purple school girl uniforms and the boys are wearing sparkly purple sailor outfits, complete with the ascots. Pleas of mercy are heard throughout the broadcasting arena, "NO! ANYTHING BUT THE ASCOTS!!!" "Take it away Merc..." Azalea declares happily, gesturing for her friend to take over for now. "I can't wait to see what you have planned..."


Gaidin
Would you like to help me plot revenge... Uh... I mean... Repayment for their services?"


Twisthandle
Can we eat the apple?'


CleverMog
Arriving in front of Lune having not tried to miss any panels, his hair was up in curls, with a ritzy, baby-blue gown and jeweled slippers on. He had on matching elbow-length gloves and as much make-up as Imara wore. Oddly enough his swords were still strapped to his back making a very odd incongruous picture. Grinning at having made it, he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and pointed at the ridiculous image.

"HAHAHA!!! Who is that!?!?"

Laughing uproariously, he pointed at the guy in woman's clothing and saw it pointing at him... it was him... IT WAS HIM?!?!! Ripping the clothes off him and pulling the hair down, he found the same outfit underneath, that the make-up wouldn't budge and that his hair kept reforming... Sighing in resignation, he pulled the apple from his beautifully arranged hair, and began eating it to peals of laughter from everyone within sight. He'd never live this down....


CleverMog
If he hadn't been in a similar predicament, he likely would've found it incredibly funny to see him dressed like that. As it was, he felt thoroughly wrong.. This wasn't right, it was like the Seafolk women and their insane habit of wearing nothing to cover themselves above the waist. He would've at least found that method of dress more palatable. Definitely more attractive, he continued giving pleading eyes to the two that were in charge. At least take away this twice be damned hose, it itched like crazy!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:51 pm


*Bows* Thankies!! Wow....I just read the posts here over and it actually is quite amusing...

Mercuryangel
Captain


Azalea Verde
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:53 pm


Mercuryangel
*Bows* Thankies!! Wow....I just read the posts here over and it actually is quite amusing...


Isn't it?! We are all so talented. xd
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:55 pm


Azalea Verde
Mercuryangel
*Bows* Thankies!! Wow....I just read the posts here over and it actually is quite amusing...


Isn't it?! We are all so talented. xd


Indeed!! What happened to the one where Gray wanted to start a band for the guild? That was very comic.

Mercuryangel
Captain


Grayhurst
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:39 pm


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:58 pm


LOL, I had so much fun when you two were doing that!! And it was amusing to go back and read it....it was all serious and then suddenly, I'd spoil it all with mental thoughts. sweatdrop

Mercuryangel
Captain


Ashworth

PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:26 pm


Naw, you didn't spoil it.

Mercuryangel
Far be it from me to stop a happy reunion.


That was great!


...


I really made a fool of myself in the beginning, didn't I? xd
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:30 pm


Not really, it was just amusing to see a real argument in the Tower for once. I think up until you two got there, we hardly ever argued in the Tower...except for the occasional thing.

Mercuryangel
Captain


Grayhurst
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:39 pm


You didn't? Hmm, well, that's just how we are sometimes. *nods* Isn't that right Ash?

Ah, I found the WoT band posts!

Grayhurst
((even better, left-handed and a band nerd! *pumps fist in air* Whoo-hoo, I stand with ya! *pulls out an alto sax* Welcome!))


Erin Sovenya
:pulls out base drum: I dont know how well these two instruments will mix... :switches to clarinet: There


Azalea Verde
I play the Violin! *Starts playing*


Mirren
((gets out her tin wistle and also starts playing as high as she can (cover your ears, it can go VERY high blaugh )))


Mercuryangel
((*grabs a bell and starts ringing in time with the others* blaugh ))


Grayhurst
((We could start a band! We could call it... "WoT in the World", it'll be big I tell you, real big! xd ))


Mercuryangel
((Kinda long but it's got a kind of ring to it I'll admit!! Hmm.....what should our first number be?))


Gaidin
"Assorted Random Noises"?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:06 am


LOL! xd I wish we could get all of the funny stuff from the original Tower. There were hundereds of posts though, it would take forever and a decade! gonk We should assign, like, 25 or 50 pages to each person. However, it would take an age just to get to those pages.

Azalea Verde
Crew


Mercuryangel
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:28 am


((Actually, that wouldn't work. I tried getting to some of the original pages and unless they're within 10 pages of either the latest or the first page, they don't work. At least, they didn't work that day. What was it that we were watching with the chick flick?))
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