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 Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:42 am
Ok, so here going something.
Within the walls of this thread, I am going to just start a post with a few paragraphs. It will be left open for someone else to then do another post. It is going to be a story full of twists, turns, pants and complete stupidity. Just run with it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:50 am
It was just an ordinary day. Nothing extra ordinary seemed to happen any. Everyone would just go from room to room, from building to building, from piss hole to piss hole. Everything was the same.
And this is were we step in. Living in this piss hole of a town, we try to liven thing up by doing what ever we feel like. If only we had more time, we would most likely run out of things to do. Regradless of that, we still enjoy just doing something random for time to time. And today is one of those times.
We were standing at the top of the stairwell. The gang and I were posied to do our most insane stunt to date.
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Alex L. Skyhopper Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:19 pm
Walking over to the railing we climb over them and jump. Sailing threw the air we undid our belts and flys and our pants fell to our ankles. We hit the ground running and streak down the halls of our high school yelling WOOT!
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:04 am
A gang member pops up out of no where, and brings his foot up into our crouch area... Supposing we have one, but we dodge by twirling around him and smacking him across the face with a fish. He goes flying across the ways, and goes flying into the lockers smashing them. We continue to streak down the hallways of the high school screaming "WOOT!"
((Take that Rogers and Hammerstein!))
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:51 pm
Suddenly a swarm of giant, radioactive mtuant wasps fly down and begin to bite and sting.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:47 am
But a troop of hot girls that had been gossiping in the hallway lept into action before our eyes!
None of us had ever thought that girls would carry bugspray in their bags, let alone heavy duty wasp killers and gas masks. Unfortunately one girl got stung, but I always figured wasp stings were like snake venom. So it wasn't unfortunate really.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:55 am
Unphased by the wasps or our nakeness, we continued foward with our randomness. It was time for a major split in our unplanned act. We all took off in different directions. Three of us went north, towards the pools. Four went south, towards the front gates and the main drag in town. Six of us went East, towards the mess hall and library. None of us went Weat because that would be stupid. Instead, the last 3 of us went North West, towards the other end of school. Maybe we could spread the nakedness.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:20 am
But soon we decided this was not the best course of action and regrouped. The combined nakedness was too much for mortal eyes despite one man having a large sting on his p***s from one of the wasps. We marched on but were then challenged by a warrior princess.
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Alex L. Skyhopper Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:16 pm
We stopped and looke at one another and realized what must be done biddin to eachother we grabed the smallest member by the wrists and ankles and threw him at her. He began to fly through the hair with amazing agility.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:16 pm
The Warrior Princess was eating a cheeseburger angrily, and held a p***s-zapping stick in her hand.
But instead of killing us with her gleaming Gold sword, she just tossed clothes at us and zapped our penises with her stick, and ran away on a polka-dotted wolf.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:18 pm
Then, an anchor landed on the smallest member.
Then, a satelite from space landed on him.
Then, an X-wing landed on him.
Then, an atomic bomb landed on him, and it exploded.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:44 am
We stood there mourning the loss of our smallest member, but mourned the zapping of our p***s' more. The zapping had given them legs and arms. Our p***s' were now running around like idiots. And we were being idiots in chasing them.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:36 am
Suddenly, walls rose up 60 ft above them, entrapping them and their penises.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:13 pm
...and slowly, like a bad adventure movie, the walls began to close.
At least they weren't spikey walls.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:26 pm
Suddenly, as the walls were about to crush them, they got abducted by aliens.
The aliens were curious of our nakedness and live penises.
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