((this is my first real promo so take it easy on me if it sucks))
I'll Make It To The Brigades By LoveHateHero hits the PA system as the ramp is consumed in a cloud of smoke
suddenly a masked young man emerges and walks out from the smoke he looks out into the crowd and throws up a peace sign
he starts walking down the aisle shaking hands with a few fans and giving others high fives as he makes his way down to ringside
he climbs up to the apron as he climbs the turnbuckle and strikes the Mutoh "Love" pose and performs a Moonsault into the ring as he does the Straight-Edge Cross upon landing he then goes near the ropes and asks for a mic
he looked out into the crowd as he put the mic near his mouth but said nothing looking out into the crowd again and smiling before he began to speak
"Well I can see your all very confused as to who I am aren't you" he asked the crowd as they began to chant "What's your name?"
"Well I guess I can tell you guys my name" he spoke into the mic loudly
He took a deep breath and ended up choking for a bit as the crowd laughed at what happened "Um sorry about that folks took too deep of a breathe I suppose but anyways back to the matter at hand"
"My name is Kid Omega" he proclaimed proudly as he spoke to them "and guess what folks?" he asked them
"What?" the crowd called out to him
He then dug into his pocket and pulled out a ruler "I'm straight-edge" he said as he pointed to the ruler, the crowd burst into laughter as they seemingly understood the reference
"Oh but don't worry unlike other straight-edger's or anyone else really I don't think I'm better then you," he informed them as he spoke "in fact I'm just like you great people out here tonight"
The crowd began cheering the masked superstar on
"You know the only difference is that I'm straight-edge and I get to wear a mask to work" he pointed out to the crowd "But as I stated I'm no different from you adults or children here tonight"
The crowd had settled down as they waited for him to speak
"You see just like you kids here I like to sit down and watch cartoons as often as I can and hey when they bore me I just start going ahead and playing some video games help myself relax you know" he told the crowd as they cheered
"And like most adults I also like to take downtime you know go out and have fun with my friends, come to work, and make everything as fun as I can for not only myself but all those around me" the crowd began to cheer loudly for him
He smiled as he looked out into the crowd then held a hand up to try and get them to quiet down
"So the point I'm trying to get across is that I'm here not only to make a name for myself but I'm here to represent you people" the crowd erupted into a flurry of cheers for Omega
"The New Straight-Edge Sensation is here and his name is Kid Omega" he proclaimed into the mic
((interruptions welcomed))