Hello, and welcome to The Waspel Hunting Guild! I am the Vice Captain of this guild, and the main Captain is ilx.
We're very happy to have you in our guild! Once you click that join button, you have started a new, treacherous journey - a journey that even the toughest detectives would have problems with - catching the one, almighty Waspel. If you have had any "problems" with Waspel, you joined probably. We will need your testimonies about Waspel for proof he gives way too much free ape humps and should leave us alone.
Thank you for joining, and feel free to post in the forums and donate to our guild!