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 Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:37 pm
No Auto's(like the other threads)
Justin will win.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:00 pm
 The sound of drums blast throughout the arena as the music Amazing by Kanye West plays. The lyrics begin and Justin comes walking out.. with a KFC bucket in hand!? Justin stops at the end of the ramp, taking big bites from his chicken! Once he was done with one, he would throw the bones into the crowed, and pull out another. It's amazing, I'm the reason,
Everybody fired up this evening.
I'm exhausted, barely breathing,
Holding on to what I believe in.
No matter what you'll never take that from me,
My reign is as far as your eyes can see."On his way to the ring, from Saskatchewan, Canada, weighing in at 240lbs, he is "The Amazing", Justin Amaze!"Justin began to walk down the ramp towards the ring, still with the KFC bucket in hand. Justin turns towards the stairs and walks up them. He bends over, and steps between the top and middle rope, and into the ring. It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'
It's amazin'
(Let's go)Justin walks over to a corner, climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, and looks into the crowed after finishing another piece of chicken. He hops down, sets the bucket on the corner, and grabs a mic from the crew outside the ring. He takes off all of his attire and throws it into the crowed. He grabs another piece of chicken from the bucket and walks into the middle of the ring as his music fades. I'm a monster, I'm a killer,
I know I'm wrong, yeah,
I'm a problem that'll never ever be solved.
And no matter what you'll never take that from me,
My reign is as far as your eyes can see.
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'
It's amazin'
(Let's go) Justin raised the mic to his mouth. "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, fags and bitches! There is an important match going on right now, it is THE Amazing, Justin Amaze, against.. Chuck. I mean Matt Shanahan, also known as the stupid FChuck. However, I have BIGGER, BETTER, and more AMAZING news than Shanahan."Justin lowered the mic, quickly finishing his chicken in hand and throwing the bones into the crowed. Right after, going back to the corner to grab another piece, and walking back to the center. "You see, the BIGGER, BETTER, and more AMAZING news is... KFC tastes ******** great. Not only does it tastes ******** great, but it KICKS a**! Not only does it KICK a**, it helps you, KICK a**! That's right! Eat a bucket of KFC chicken, and you're bound to, KICK a**! A lot of you might think this, 'That son of a b***h wanna-be rapper has no chance against a God, ESPECIALLY -THE- God of Punks!' Let me tell you something. YOU are the sorry a** b***h for two reasons! One, you doubt The Amazing One. Two, you ain't got any KFC b***h! You probably can't even afford KFC! Hell, KFC doesn't want you having KFC! McDonalds, A&W, Arby's, Burger King, Taco Bell, and any other place has even decided to switch their menu's to KFC menu's. Are you JEALOUS now? You damn well should be! As for the people who aren't doubters in The Amazing One, I don't only give you my thanks, but I give you KFC gift cards, coupons, CHICKEN!"Justin's fans were now cheering loudly, his 'doubters' were booing just as loud. "Any wrestler who comes out into the ring before their match against a well known veteran, and decides to not hate on them, but instead talk about KFC, is a damn winner! And I'm that wrestler! I'm that winner! I wouldn't be surprised if I was Mr. KFC himself! I could damn well be the Colonel! Oh, it's true! It's damn true! Just remember, if you ever feel like robbing a bank, crashing a plane, taking over a business, kicking some little kid's a**, kidnapping a little girl to rape her, before you do it, EAT SOME DAMN KFC BRAH!"Justin ate his last chicken, tossed it into the crowed, and tossed the mic outside the ring. He ordered the ref to get the chicken out of the ring, and keep it safe for after the match. Justin looked over at the stage and waited for his opponent, Matt Shanahan!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:21 pm
The lights in the arena shut off as Justin finished being a fatass. The bassline to 'Vengeance is Mine' by Sentenced kicked in as the titantron kicked on, though the lights stayed out.
I am stunned, you caught me by surprise....
Assault and run - you outdid yourselves!
Beaten numb, I didn't see you sneaking 'round the corner...
How could I... There is no sight in my third eye...
We're not done, I will hunt you down!
One by one... I'll blow you all to hell!
For you faceless, nameless cowards cannot hide!
THE DAY OF RECKONING! WILL ARRIVE!
Flames exploded from the stage as the lights went into a dark-blue hue, the chorus of the song following it.
Strike from behind and knock me to the ground!
Kick me while I'm down!
Stab me in the back, YOU BASTARDS!
Tear my heart out of my chest!
I'll rise from the ashes, from these ruins of mine!
From the wreckage!
I'm right on your track, YOU BASTARDS!
A dozen of eyes for an eye - VENGEANCE IS MINE!
Shanahan walked out from behind the curtain, only wearing his shoes and his black jeans. His baseball bat was firmly gripped his in his hand, of course. The fans erupted into cheers as The God of Punks walked down the ramp, his eyes fixed on.
I have dreams of hammering your skulls!
Fantasies of bashing in your brains!
Obsessively... I am watching! I am stalking! I am following!
... AND THEN... THE MASSACRE BEGINS!
Matt reached the bottom of ramp and climbed into the ring as the chorus kicked in again. He tossed his baseball bat into his corner and grabbed a mic from the corner, letting the music fade into the distance and the lights return to their normal hue. He turned around and stared down at Justin, apparently not 'amazed'.
"... Just who the ******** do you think you are? Some KFC eating, ****** wannabe? Some ******** rookie who thinks they can challenge any they want? Some f*****t that thinks they're amazing? No, don't answer any of that. I don't care for the opinion of someone who can't even tell the difference from a wrestling match and dinner."
Shanahan paused, letting the fans burst into cheers for him. But The Punk was not done yet. He backed away from Justin and looked out the fans.
"I'm tired of rookies thinking they can challenge anyone they want. They think they can challenge Champions. They think they can challenge Kings! They think they can challenge... Even a God? No, that's not going to 'fly dawg', as you might say. But enough with tearing down your trashy career... Let's get start-"
Shanahan stopped talked abruptly and dropped the mic, attempting to turn back to Justin and hit him with a quick big boot!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:26 pm
Justin was smiling the whole time while Matt talked. He was obviously to happy about his KFC to care about Matt's trash talk. However, the smile was booted off his face after Justin recieved, well, a boot to face. It caused him to fall backwards holding his jaw!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:35 pm
Shanahan looked at the referee and yelled "Ring the ******** bell!" at him. Before it was even rang, he went to mount on Justin and send some rough shots to his face!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:39 pm
Soon after the hard boot, Justin was receiving punches just about as fast as he could eat KFC! Okay, that may be over exaggerating, but they were flying at Justin's face good!
DING! DING! DING!
The bell had finally rung, and it had possibly knocked some sense into Justin, which told him to try and get Matt off! Which is what he tried when he attempted to sit up and push Shanahan off!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:51 pm
Shanahan was pushed to side by Justin, quickly hopping back up to his feet.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:04 pm
Justin, as well, quickly got back to his feet. At first, he turned his back to Matt, rubbing his face to make sure he wasn't bleeding, but turned back around, forgetting a little bit that it was match time, not dinner time.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:12 pm
Shanahan smirked at Justin, and then charged forward at him for a harsh lock up!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:15 pm
Justin barely was able to lock up in time with Matt, as Justin was pushed back against the ropes by this unexpected and harsh lock up!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:18 pm
The referee tried to break the two up, but The God of Punks wasn't having it! He attempted to pull Justin in for a suplex. If successful, he would attempt to pick him up in the air... And then drop him onto the top rope!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:23 pm
With a sigh of relief, Justin thought that the ref was going to get Shanahan away, but it didn't seem that way. Instead, Justin was lifted into the air, thinking he was going to be dropped on his back by a suplex. Ready to counter this once Matt were to fall backwards, Justin was instead dropped onto the top rope! He bounced off it by his stomach and outside the ring onto the very thin mat below!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:33 pm
Shanahan stood inside the ring, the fans on their feet to cheer him on. Climbing to the outside, Shanahan attempted to jump off the apron and a double-foot stomp onto Justin's legs!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:35 pm
Justin was still recovering from being hung on the ropes and the fall to the mat, so he had no time at all to counter the stomp on his legs! Yelling out in pain, Justin smacked the mat hard!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:38 pm
Shanahan walked away from Justin a few paces, and turned around to look at him. He let his arrogant smirk cross his face as he looked down at the rookie.
"I told you, no one gets away with challenging a God.. Now get up!"
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