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kouno angelous fallerion

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:53 pm


this is the age of alchemy the age where you can make anything [rubber chicken]
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:54 pm


transmutes the chicken into a tire

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:45 pm


xd I just pictured Ed, grinning and holding a rubber chicken. lol.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:31 am


Yeah, well this is meant to entirely be a joke or joke comment board. You make your own alchemy jokes then see if someone finds them funny

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:15 am


O_o;;;
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:16 pm


*coughs* I think I should keep my mouth shut.

Gaia is supposed to be a PG-13 site, and some of the more... colourful... jokes might not be taken in the right light. sweatdrop Also, the one I was gonna mention was automail related, not entirely achemical in nature. whee

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Riza Hawkeye Chuui
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:13 pm


eek *gets some soap to wash out al's mouth even tho he hasn't said anything yet*

alphonse-kun, you've been hanging around taisa too much... no more dirty jokes for you, young man...
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:14 pm


*Izumi looks at Riza, sizing up her actions. Then she speaks quietly to her*

I think you will find that there are much more effective ways to deal with such things than mere soap.

*She walks over to Alphonse and taps him on the shoulder*

What is this? You were about to speak? Please, go right ahead... stare

~Izumi-sensei~


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:00 am


~Izumi-sensei~
*Izumi looks at Riza, sizing up her actions. Then she speaks quietly to her*

I think you will find that there are much more effective ways to deal with such things than mere soap.


stare i was trying to be tactful about it, but if floggings are in order, *whips out cat'o'nine tails* then let the fun begin.

eek

er...

*hides whip* not that i...uh...use this for... uh...anything... uh... *eyes taisa then whistles and walks away*
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:12 am


Riza Hawkeye Chuui
stare i was trying to be tactful about it, but if floggings are in order, *whips out cat'o'nine tails* then let the fun begin.

eek

er...

*hides whip* not that i...uh...use this for... uh...anything... uh... *eyes taisa then whistles and walks away*

*grins wryly* So you have found use for such an implement in your daily life? I prefer us simply use my body to achieve the same results, without additonal aids like that one. Martial arts training doth have it's advantages, you know. wink

As to dealing out punishment, well I prefer to just use good old fashioned violence.

~Izumi-sensei~


Riza Hawkeye Chuui
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:14 am


~Izumi-sensei~
*grins wryly* So you have found use for such an implement in your daily life? I prefer us simply use my body to achieve the same results, without additonal aids like that one. Martial arts training doth have it's advantages, you know. wink

As to dealing out punishment, well I prefer to just use good old fashioned violence.


eek ah...I...Izumi...-san... *twitchtwitch*

oh my...

*facepalms, then covers Al's ears with her hands*

don't listen, dear, this is grown-up talk... gonk
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:17 am


*just grins wickedly and lights up a cigarette*

Lieutenant Havoc


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:43 pm


Somebody tell a joke already! I would, but I don't have any.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:15 pm


~Izumi-sensei~
*She walks over to Alphonse and taps him on the shoulder*

What is this? You were about to speak? Please, go right ahead... stare

eek Izumi-sensei! redface Umm... sweatdrop uhh... xp *goes and sits in a corner*

Riza Hawkeye Chuui
*facepalms, then covers Al's ears with her hands*

don't listen, dear, this is grown-up talk... gonk

Huh? What do you mean? All you did was show that... question

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:52 am


Hey Aru... ::walks over to his younger brother and sits next to him in the corner. Frowning, he eyes Riza with the Cat 'o' Nine Tail::::spoke to Aru in a very quiet voice::A..Aru... that was Izumi's whip... right? eek Please tell me that wasn't Riza. stare ::noted that Aru shook his head, thus indicating that the whip was indeed Riza's::Dear gods, Riza is right up ontop of the scary list with Izumi-sensei now! Ah.. was that why the doors to taisa's office were shut? scream ::eyed Riza suspiciously:: ninja
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