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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:08 pm
Welcome to *reads card* Potion class. I am Doctor Ovan Maxwell. You will learn how to make several potions and their purposes. Any of you perverts looking to make a love potion, you're out of luck as that is not untill next semster. Also, any Harry Potter references will resolve in immidiate and unrelenting shanking. *presents scalpul* Sound good? Good. Class will start... Whenever I feel like it.
Roster:
Kayla
Kalika
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:24 pm
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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:27 pm
Who are you and what do you want?
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:32 pm
I'm Kayla and I would like to join the class
-_-
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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:36 pm
Good, do that. Now sit down!
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:11 pm
She slowly walks to a seat and sits down.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:56 pm
You got another taker, Doc! I'm Kalika....my mom forced me to take this class. And I'll be here next semester, there's no getting rid of me, which means love potions here I come!
*Takes a seat in the front row*
That's right, I actually listen in class.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:28 am
Well, since you want to succede so bad in my class, I will give you some advice that I hope you will use for the rest of your life: NO ONE LIKES A SUCK UP!!!!
Now, lets get started. Today you will be making a potion that will heal minor wounds. First step, we need some minor wounds...
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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:44 am
Give me a knife and someone's arm. Then it will be done. And I will take that advice.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:54 am
Thats more like it, but I do the stabbing around here. *Takes his scalpul and pirces through his hand* Kay, now I am bleeding and if left untreated, I will diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee... So, where do we begin? Please turn to page... Something or other.
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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:58 am
Alright, you have a fatal wound.
1: We don't have books.
2: Our teacher (AKA you) is not telling us what we need to do.
I don't know about you, but I think you might wanna tell us what we need to get so you don't die.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:02 pm
Dont you tell me what i am and am not, and what i will and will not do. You forget that my first name is Doctor, I will know when I will die. Obviously, you didnt realize that this was a stress test situation, you didnt even look in the cabinates for books. *looks in cabinets* Ok, there are no books... Get a bottle and fill it with arma grass, water and your breath, then put a cork on it.
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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:17 pm
I'm sorry, Doctor. *looks in cabinets and finds a glass container labeled "arma grass", takes bottle of water and stuffs as much grass in it as possible and breathes in the bottle. Places a cork on the bottle* Alright, Doctor, what next?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:22 pm
Then you shake it up, that simple. After that, I drink it and it should fix me. If not, ill just have to stich myself up. Now children, this will only work on minor wounds, not, per say, a broken arm.
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Ovan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:27 pm
*shakes bottle* Here you go, Doctor, now you won't die! *gives bottle to Doctor Maxwell* *writes down notes for minor wound potion*
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