I listened to the first few chapters of Twilight on youtube. I have decided that if I ever want to get something published I'm going to have someone read it out loud to me first.
I have to admit it isn't that bad if you ignore what is actually being said and pretend you heard what you think she wanted to say. She just over describes EVERYTHING (sometimes in a very strange way) and uses some words out of context.
The United States of Whatever
A guild for whatever.