I started this story on Fanfiction.net. The way it works, people post their questions in the review and I answer them in the next chapter. Well, obviously, I can answer them right here, right now in this thread... but don't get mad if I don't answer your question, my creativity only extends so far! sweatdrop

Example question:
Dear Luna,
Yesterday, my cousin turned me into a toad, and while I was trying to
change myself back, I accidentally swallowed my wand! Now, I'm human
again, but I have a wand inside of me. What should I do?
-Willow Wand Swallower

Dear Swallower-
I would not suggest waiting for it to come out the natural way, as that would be rather...er... painful. Unless of course you like pain and plan to grow up and be a damamatrix. I suggest that you go to The Three Broomsticks and find the drunk by the name of Mundungus Fletcher, who in most cases will laugh his a** off and send you on to anther drunk until one is able to give you a very illegal potion that will remove the wand from your system. Best wishes!
- Luna Lovegood