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Larry Sweeney

PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:00 pm


:: Hagadorn is dragged inside a cold, dark room in shackles by an executioner. ::

Shane Hagadorn: The following match is a Torture Chamber Match... gonk

:: Gulp. ::
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:44 am


*Brought in wearing shackles. Since he's the town drunk, he's wearing a barrel with suspenders with his usual wrestling attire underneath.*

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! DRINKING ALCOHOL ISN'T ILLEGAL, DAMNIT!"

stressed

*Is thrown onto some hay and gets his shackles unlocked. Sits up and rubs at his wrists.*

stare

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:50 am


*Dragged in shortly after Thorn, still clutching a stone tankard tightly and trying not to let it spill. He looks a bit of a mess, probably from the extensive process of making your own booze.*

You don't understand! The yeast needs exactly twenty-seven hours to rise AND THEN I HAVE TO DRINK IT!

*Shoved onto hay beside Thorn, dropping his beer and spilling it everywhere.* NOOOOOO! gonk
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:52 am


.................

Hey...heeeey. Wanna share that?

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:53 am


....


What's in it for me?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:54 am


....

We're in a torture chamber about to get raped, beheaded, or God knows what. What hell would I have?! mad

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:55 am


Then piss off, Count Chocula.

*picks up his tankard and tries to get the last few drops from it*
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:56 am


....

*SLAPS IT OUT OF HIS HANDS!*

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:56 am


*CUP FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP!*


....*MOVES TO ELBOW THORN* mad
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:58 am


*Knocked back from the elbow! Rolls in his barrel.*

gonk

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:04 am


*takes a long while to get up, wobbly on his feet as he tries to get hay out of his hair*
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:05 am


*Tries to get up, but that damn barrel!*

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:06 am


*sees Thorn is incapacitated, grinning* *moves to get his foot on the barrel and push it forward!* twisted
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:08 am


...YOU SON OF A--

*KNOCKS INTO A WALL! The warden's keys gets knocked off it's hook and lands close to the crazy prisoners's cell.*

..... eek

Jon Moxley


YAMATO SPIRIT
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:09 am


*watches as one of them sticks his grimy hand out and takes the keys, taking a few attempts to finally unlock the cell*


.....*RUNS TO HIDE BEHIND THE IRON MAIDEN* gonk
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