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Larry Sweeney

PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:58 pm


:: Hagadorn enters the Church where the monks, friars, and others are all praying and paying no mind to him. ::

Shane Hagadorn: The following match is a Holy Church Br--

Friar: ...We don't allow violence here...

Shane Hagadorn: ....
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:41 am


*Devine walks out in his short haircut and....brown robe..oh how attractive. Too bad he couldnt be a JEDI! Either way he makes his way through the...church...wondering where Robin Hood was when you needed him.*

stare

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:44 am


*Walks in wearing a leather police outfit, and mustache glue'd to his face, cheap sunglasses... Looking more like a member of The Village People than a sheriff...*

...SON!?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:46 am


*Stands there looking Andy up and down.*

Uhhhh...nevermind...and Im not your son...my son.. *tries to act all holy and whatnot*


*Ding ding of the church bell which is the match bell in this case I suppose*

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:48 am


*Walks up to Devine... Finding it hard to move wearing CHAPS...*

...YOU'RE.. UH... HATH UNDER ARREST'TH FOR... EXPOSING YOURSELF TO CHILDREN.

*DOUBLE AXE HANDLE?*
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:51 am


*Devine is actually caught off guard by the comment...he's a friar not a priest! Either way he is hit and drops to his hands and knees..others around him think he's praying.*

stressed

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:53 am


*PULLS OUT PINK HANDCUFFS*

gonk
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:57 am


*Grabs a....Bible...and throws it at him??*

*PEOPLE GASP*

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:59 am


*Hit in the face with The BIBLE?*

eek

*FALLS ON HIS a**...*
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:00 pm


*Stands up and....doesnt want Thorn to burst through the door and kill his little a** so he sets the bible aside.*

gonk

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:03 pm


*SNIFFS UP BLOOD...*

...

*Ground rumbles a bit?*

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:04 pm


*Looks around...immediately runs towards a bowl of holy water??*

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:06 pm


*Runs after Devine!*

eek

*Clubs him in the back once he gets near the bowl?*
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:59 pm


*Devine once more goes toppling to his hands and knees before reaching the bowl.*

stressed

Hotshot Johnny Devine
Crew


Hollywood Andy Kaufman
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:01 pm


*Grabs the bowl and holds it away from Devine!*

"NO! DON'T DEFILE THIS CHURCH ANYMORE!"
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