:: A village full of roleplaying nitwits, tourists, and wrestling fans surround the ring as Shane Hagadorn who's now wearing ridiculous looking tights climbs in with a trumpet. Sweating bullets, he nervously blows on it to get everyone's attention. ::

Shane Hagadorn: Here he...here he...everyone give it up for King Larry Sweeney... gonk

:: A lute and harp version of "More, More, More" by Andrea True Connection played as Larry Sweeney wearing a crown, cloak, and holding a scepter with fuzzy dice hanging off it is brought to the ring, sitting on a throne held up by guards. The roleplaying nitwits all bow down, the tourists are letting the cameras flash, and the wrestling fans are booing their heads off! Sweeney slowly climbs into the ring and shoves Hagadorn over. ::

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Helloooooo ladies and germs! It is I, YOUR KING, Larry Sweeney and welcome to LSNWA's Evil Medieval! We have a great show in store for all of you....oh, and a note to the talent tonight...I'm well aware alot of your matches could cause permanent injury or death, but uhh...thanks to President Yinling and the contracts you all signed, neither her or me is responsible for whatever happens to all of you tonight...just lettin' that out there...and now...onto the show!"

:: Sweeney climbs out of the ring and sits back in his throne, awaiting the first match! ::