It hasn't been long since we took control of the island. And it wasn't hard, with so many of us working from the shadows, and since communications are down, that meddling Bat has no idea the kind of fun we've been having.
The guards? A joke. The doctors? The ones who are left are still pissing in their scrubs. The inmates?
We're doing just fine and dandy.
And if you're looking to have fun as well, please, don't let us hog all the glory. Check in, and play our favorite game- Smear the guard.

As Charlton Heston would say,
It's a madhouse... A maaaaadhouse!!!.