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 Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:23 pm
Ok, I'm bored as hell and can't sleep so I decided to make this topic!!! ^.^
The back story: Recently Lanzer had requested that Greg, the owner of dolphinmania, shut down the website on June 25th. Greg was sworn to secrecy as to the actual reason Dolphinmania was shut down. As a result there is a lot of speculation and mystery surrounding the matter Your task: You must use the picture below to express what *might* have been said between Lanzer and Greg that made him shut down the site. 
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:12 pm
Greg: Sooo, let me walk through this again...if I don't close down Dolphinmania....you'll flood the earth?
Lanzer: Yep, that's what I said.
G: Like...the "Earth" earth? Not gaiaonline...but the whole friggin' Earth?
L: Yeah, what do you think about THAT?
G: .....
G: Aside from the blatant overkill, I actually think the dolphins would do really well in that sort of a setting, don't you?
L: ....I guess, but-
G: And wouldn't that sort of defeat the purpose of it all? I mean...all of your users would be sort of....dead. Wouldn't they? I mean, I suppose we could always teach the dolphins to play Gaia, but I don't think they'd like it so much after you took their main source of income away.
L: Yeah, but-
G: I dunno, I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
L: ..................
G: Lanzer?
L: I'll give you the personal phone number for the model for Moira.
G: Sold.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:49 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:43 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:44 pm
Here's my pathetic attempt-
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Lanzer- Listen, G, if I don't get my *Bleep* money back by next Friday, I'm going to feed you to my hounds.
Greg- I told you already, the money is on it's way, but I'm gonna need more than two weeks, and-!
Lanzer- Shut up, and listen; I know the money isn't coming, I can see your pathetic excuse of a suitcase over your shoulder.
Greg- It's a pouch, and-
Lanzer- Are you planning to ditch on me, you *Bleep*? 'Cause listen here, if you ditch on me in the next three *Bleep* *Bleep* *OMG I Can't belive he said that* days, I AM GOING TO *Censored* *Censored* FIREHYDRANT *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* DEMOCRAT *Bleep* *Bleep* *Illegal word* HAMPSTER *Bleep* NOOB *Bleeeeeeeeeeeep* {Graphical Violence} Understand? BY. NEXT. FRIDAY.
Greg- ...
Lanzer- Well, punk, what are you going to do?
Greg- ...
Greg- How about I just close Dolphinmania and we can forget this ever happened?
Lanzer- Give me your girlfriend and we have a deal.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:37 am
 The closer you get to light...LMAO Lunatic is epic :] ...The greater your shadow becomes. 
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:59 pm
*bows* xd
We need moar!!! scream
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:06 pm
I could do another one, but that just might be too much awesome for this thread to handle. talk2hand
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:31 am
*beep* *beep* *boop* *beep* *boop* *beep* *beep* *boop* *boop* *beep*
*ring, ring, ring....Greg ~ Hello?Lanzer ~ May I speak with Greg please?Greg ~ This is Greg.Lanzer ~ This is Lanzer. We need to talk.Greg ~ Ok. What's up?Lanzer ~ You have to shut down your site. Now.Greg ~ Why?Lanzer ~ Because you are getting money and won't cut me in on it. So you are going to shut yours down, and we'll tell Gaians that it's our way of slowing down inflation. Then, I'll open my own DolphinMania, but it will be called LanzerMania. And I'll get all of the money myself. MUAHAHAHA!Greg ~ eek And if I don't?Lanzer ~ Then I'll sue your a** and you will be sent to prison where your new rommie will be grabbing YOUR booty. How do you like that?Greg ~ Ok. I'll shut it down then.
*hangs up phone
Greg ~ He's such an a**.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:53 am
@Unexplained Mystery: rofl I nearly died at Lanzermania.
@laurana14: picturing Lanzer as a gangster while reading that made it 3x's funnier.
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