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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:06 am


Ok, So this is how this works. Just tell me a simple yo momma joke, just don't make it TOO offensive or too dumb. If I like your joke, I will gift you a random gift. If can be cheap, it can be expensive. Only if I like it though, And each person can make only 1 yo momma joke, Just to make it fair. If you are very lucky, you might get money as well, but through a trade. I'm not rich, so I can't give out expensive items, but if you don't like the item I gave you, you may trash or sell it if you want. A yo momma joke can be about any topic, like.....

-Dumb-
-Stupid-
-Ugly-
-Hairy-
-Bald-
-Fat-
-Skinny-

After a while the prizes will evolve to gold, and there might be better items. :3 And there will be More rounds, this is round 1.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:30 am


Oh i got one! It might be really corny though haha!


Your mama so fat, when she goes out to sea, she'll get all the whales singing, "We are family!"

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:56 am


ok this is the first time i did this but here i o xD

YO mam, is sooo ugly that when a boy sees her they pretend they where cutting onions


was it good

i just first time ok DX
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:51 pm


Yo mommas so fat that if she sat on a rainbow, skittles would fall out!

Heh heh!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:54 pm


Yo mama's so tall that she tripped on a rock in South Dakota and hit her head on the moon.

XD
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:44 pm


Moonflower1214
Yo mama's so tall that she tripped on a rock in South Dakota and hit her head on the moon.

XD

Lol, that wasn't one of my categories surprised sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:45 pm


redpandalvr99
Yo mommas so fat that if she sat on a rainbow, skittles would fall out!

Heh heh!

Lol nice xD sending you a gift
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:47 pm


cool-x-demon
ok this is the first time i did this but here i o xD

YO mam, is sooo ugly that when a boy sees her they pretend they where cutting onions


was it good

i just first time ok DX

I don't really get it. sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:48 pm


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Oh i got one! It might be really corny though haha!


Your mama so fat, when she goes out to sea, she'll get all the whales singing, "We are family!"

xD This is an old joke relived! Sending a gift
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:49 pm


vorpal5
redpandalvr99
Yo mommas so fat that if she sat on a rainbow, skittles would fall out!

Heh heh!

Lol nice xD sending you a gift


Thank you so much!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:57 pm


redpandalvr99
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Yo mommas so fat that if she sat on a rainbow, skittles would fall out!

Heh heh!

Lol nice xD sending you a gift


Thank you so much!

Your welcome. I posted on your "anti twilight topic."
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:40 pm


vorpal5
cool-x-demon
ok this is the first time i did this but here i o xD

YO mam, is sooo ugly that when a boy sees her they pretend they where cutting onions


was it good

i just first time ok DX

I don't really get it. sweatdrop
can i try again that was my first try -ever- i usually despize them so i never really herd one befor xD

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:43 pm


-u saw my signeture right?-
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:58 pm


cool-x-demon
-u saw my signeture right?-

Yeah.
Since your my virtual sister you can have one more try. :3

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:53 pm


Time for the pro at Yo Mama Jokes.. Eh hem... "Yo Mama's soo ugly Bob The Builder said "we cant fix that!"
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