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Sirius was out with Balzac and his raving obsession with Castor, who she had met once. She didn't mind though as she was good at the whole nod and yes whenever it was called for. So it was pretty much a one sided conversation but she did listen, she just rarely said anything back.

"Anything other then Castor to talk about today?" She looked at him hopeful, she was getting a little sick of chat about him. It was kinda cute the way he was completely obsessed by him but they were suppose to be patrolling and with what had been going on lately she really wasn't sure whether he should be chatting lots or paying more attention to what was around them.

She tried to think of a subject to turn it to but she was sure he would come up with one. She was paying as much attention as she could to what was going on around them and no screams were good so she supposed it wasn't the end of the world that he was so chatty.

One youma down, though it had resulted in gathering one starseed. Which Kremersite figured was... okay? After all, a loss for a win? Either way, he was not particularly happy that the youma he'd been assigned had been killed off in the most stupidest of ways; there hadn't even been a damned senshi involved in the process! He was going to have to ask if there were slightly more intelligent ones to pick from, because he'd had a really hard time not facepalming when the monster had pretty much landed it's own dead by toppling down a brick wall upon itself.

ARG.

That meant that for the rest of the night, he was pretty much on his own, since he'd not bothered to seek out someone to patrol with. In his defense, he hadn't expected the youma to off itself. It's death meant that he was going to have to ponder some way to report it to his superiors; some way that didn't sound utterly stupid in his mind, at any rate. Thus so, he'd retreated to the park, where he'd climbed a tree (it had been hard, goddamnit! Stupid tree and the fact he could barely reach the damned branches! ARG!) and was currently lounging on one of the thicker branches. It was high enough that it concealed him from view, and thick enough that it was able to support his weight.

He'd figured that since he was down on a partner for the night, he was probably going to be more successful at retrieving star seeds if he pulled off a surprise attack, even if they weren't exactly his forté by a long shot. It sure as hell beat returning with just one star seed and a lame excuse as to why his youma was dust.

His attention was diverted from his thoughts by the conversation he could barely just hear; in all honesty, all he'd caught was something about 'balls' and 'take me now', which had, needless to say, instantly perked Kremersite's attention. The jack-o-lantern materialized on his lap as he turned to peek through the foliage of the tree canopy, snorting at the two approaching figures, "Oh, you have got to be kidding me," it was murmured to himself as he waited for a moment, and then tried to aim the jack-o-lantern at either of the senshi's heads before throwing at them; the canopy was in the way though, and... well, not being able to kick it was taking force away from the blow. Maybe climbing the stupid tree hadn't been such a damned good idea, "Hey guys! What's this conversation about balls and taking someone? Shouldn't you get a room or some s**t? The park's public," of course, by talking he had effectively alerted them of his presence, so he dropped down from the tree.

So much for a surprise attack. Durrrr. He was about as subtle as an elephant stomping through a hospital.

What the hell!? Here he and his girl Sirius were about to have a touching moment, where he totally declared that one could simply not get a little too into Castor, when some out-of-season shorty gets a bad case of momentus interruptus? Oh hell naw. This kid did not know who he was dealing with. Sirius and the Balz patrolled together for a reason. That reason being she didn't mind hearing his Theory of Castor Flexibility. But also!! Because their attacks went kick-a** well together. So two reasons that were hella good. Reasons a-plenty, as this p***k was about to find out.

Moving up behind Sirius, he listened to her get down with her badself with evident approval and several neck snaps for emphasis. Girlfriend was sweet as hell, but don't go around thinking that meant you could play kick-the-puppy. So he was perfectly happy to let her finish, Kanye, before stepping up, hand on hip, ready to give this guy a taste of the Balz.

"Listen up, pumpkin," Balzac began with a sneer, "I'll make this brief." He took a moment to look the nega kid up and down. Not even his type. "Real brief. You aren't fooling anyone with that get-up. Halloween? Please. Christmas already called, and it wants its littlest elf back. So why don't you just bend over like a good boy, so we can just kick your a** back to Toyland?"

Sirius had to admit it had taken time to get use to fighting in heels and whatnot but it was second nature to her now. It was just easy.

"I have freedom of movement and sharp heels to kick with, works fine." When you thought about it like that it did make sense especially when it was a guy you were fighting. Always aim for a certain area, heels equal plus points.

She didn't pay too much attention to what else he ended up saying, more to what he was doing. Especially when he decided to try and punch Balzac! What an idiot!

"Collar Bound!" The words came from Sirius's mouth too easily and quickly. These nega's should learn that she wouldn't take more then a few seconds to collar any of them. After all it was just too much effort to let them try and hurt her, or Balzac. Sucks to be a nega.

And he was... contained. Within some sort of bubble... thing space of sorts.

This was new.

Kremersite blinked in confusion when his movements were restricted, forcing him to pretty much slam to a halt against the barrier. For a moment, he actually looked more like a confused animal than the lieutenant from just moments ago, and reaching up with a fist, he knocked on the 'wall' of sorts, his eyes on Sirius, "This is stupid," he said suddenly, absolutely flat toned, then aimed a kick at the 'wall' while keeping his eyes on Sirius, whom he'd noticed had been the one to call out the attack.

He wanted to see if applying force on the 'wall' would have a negative effect on the girl. He sure hoped it did, "How is this, in any way helpful? Sure, I can't get to you, but you can't get to me either. You're a ******** idiot, chick, and have no fashion sense anyhow, heels or no heels," a snort, "The sharp heels thing only works if you're faster than me," his eyes narrowed, "And something tells me you're not a good close range fighter, if you need to call this stupid, pathetic excuse of an attack on me when I'm drawing near."

His attention turned to Balzac, a bit of a smirk showing as he aimed a punch at the 'wall' again, amused to have gotten a reaction out of him, "Sorry dude; shitty people get shitty movie references--" he cut himself off as the male senshi called out his attack, his brows arching up, "Wait, 'Castor's fine a**'? Oh my God, you have serious issues, man, what the ********!" His gaze however, was on the balls that came towards him; he was hoping that if Sirius released her attack, he could dodge them and move forward to attack the senshi, even if it meant getting hit in the process.

He just needed to draw nearer.

So he had serious issues huh? Well the Little Nega that Couldn't looked like he was having some Sirius issues of his own. Oh yeah, girlfriend was feisty tonight. And her timing was on as per usual. Balzac wore a little smirk of his own as he watched. Unless the McMidget's reflexes were as fast as his shitty little mouth, he was pretty much screwed.

Man, he loved working with Sirius, he couldn't wait until they both went Eternal. Well super was going to be great, but Eternal meant those cute little buttwings! Plus then he might actually have the confidence to talk to Castor, instead of just making heavy-breathing hangup calls on the Senshi Cell.

Well, he take what he could get for now. Maybe Sirius would do a flying chest bump with him once they finshed playing stomp-the-shorty? He'd always wanted to do that, and Sirius seemed aggro enough tonight to actually go for it! It would be amazing.