The Vicious Cycle of the World of Fanfiction
xxxxLloyd Irving glared at the red haired chosen, sending nasty thoughts his way. It wasn't that he hated Zelos, it was just that the guy kept getting all the fricken' fish! He swore under his breath. That guy was getting a fish every ten seconds while Lloyd was getting a whole lot of nothing.
xxxxWith a sigh, the brunette glanced at the others. The girls, Colette, Sheena, and Raine, were hanging out at the camp. It was just the guys who were fishing. Even they were beating him. Hell, Genis had already caught three so far, and he was the worst fisher out of all of them!
xxxxSome time later, the annoyed teenager finally gave up. "Argh! That's it!" He exclaimed, jumping up from his spot on the lake's edge and stomping off towards the girls at camp a few hundred feet away.
xxxxRegal, Genis, and Zelos watched him in a shocked silence.
xxxx"Care to explain how you managed to do that?" Regal asked the grinning Zelos, curious how he got the fish at the rate he had.
xxxxThe redhead smirked, shrugging casually. "Oh, it was no big deal. All I did was persuade our Fanfiction Writer-Hunny a little bit."
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Later that evening . . .
xxxxAll of a sudden Lloyd burst into my room looking very annoyed. He crossed the small room and stoped in front of, crossing his arms over his chest.
xxxx"Um, can I help you?" I asked him nervously, remembering what had happened the last time one of the group members had arrived looking that pissed. Let's just say that the bruise still hadn't disappeared yet and there was still a whole lot of mental trauma.
xxxx"What did Zelos bribe you with?" He demanded glaring down at me.
xxxxI just smiled up at him sweetly and asked very seriously, "What ever do you mean, Lloyd?"
xxxxThen I realized I hadn't moved the picture of a topless Zelly from where I had taped it the day before. And that Lloyd had just noticed it. Darn. Well, that lie could just be thrown out the window and fed to the dogs.
xxxx"That is what he bribed you with?!" He exclaimed, looking somewhat disgusted.
xxxxI hesitantly nodded. I just knew Lloyd was going to bribe me or threaten me with something to get back at the redheaded Chosen.
xxxxThe brunette kept silent for a few long moments, and it looked like he was thinking really hard. That alone was enough to get me worried. Lloyd thinking really hard could either be really good or really bad for me.
xxxx"What would you need in order to make a deal with me?" He inquired, taking it on as all-business.
xxxxI smiled darkly and let out a creepy chuckle. "I shall be back momentarily, Lloyd."
xxxxSeveral minutes later I came back in with several different outfits in hand. I set them out on display for him to see, and he looked terrified.
xxxx"Now then, which shall we start with first?" I murmured to myself, looking over the clothes. "Sheeta, or Nurse Joy? Maka, or Armitage?"
xxxxI contemplated the choices for a few minutes and decided to leave the most embarrassing one for last.
xxxx"Sheeta it is!" I proclaimed, turning to face the mortified teenage boy. I grinned and held up the dress and wig for him. "I highly suggest changing yourself because I really don't think you want me doing it for you."
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The Next Day . . .
xxxxThe mid-morning peace in the Wilder residence was shattered by a shriek that could be heard from the other side of the house. Consequently, it came from the Master of the House's bathroom.
xxxxIn the dining room, a teenage boy grinned victoriously.
xxxx"Um, why are you grinning?" Genis asked Lloyd, looking at his friend in a strange way. It wasn't everyday Lloyd Irving would just sit around and smile after someone screamed.
xxxx"You'll see." His words were followed by the sound of running. Not so much as twenty seconds later the Chosen of Tethe'Alla burst into the room, looking angry enough to kill. He had reason, though. Someone had asked the right person to make Zelos's new shampoo turn his hair a horrible shade of green.
xxxx"You little son of. . . ." The angry once-redhead growled at Lloyd, glaring at him.
xxxxHis anger was set on the brunette until he noticed a certain little ginger sitting at one end of the huge table. She grinned at him and waved. "Wow! I love the new look, Zelly!"
xxxxZelos hissed something under his breath, flipped their Fanfiction Authoress the finger, and went back upstairs. Even the famous Zelos Wilder knows when he can't win.
xxxxLloyd and several others burst into laughter.
xxxx"That was so worth the price." Lloyd said after he could breath again, wiping the tears of laughter out of his eyes with a gloved hand.
xxxx"Of course it was, Lloyd." The girl said, smiling evilly and pulling out a briefcase. Lloyd suddenly got a bad feeling.
xxxx"Now then, speaking of price. . . ." She said, popping open the lid and rummaging through it for something, "Anybody wanna see Lloyd in a mini skirt?" The grin was followed by a very familiar picture of Lloyd dressed as Maka.
xxxx"Noooooo!!" Lloyd screamed, lunging for the picture.
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The Not-Quite-But-Almost-There End . . .
xxxxI was reading a good yaoi when an extremely angry Zelos burst into my room. He crossed the small room and stoped in front of, crossing his arms over his chest. I sighed and marked my place, setting the book down after I had done so.
xxxx"What can I do for you, Chosen?" I asked him dully, pulling my laptop onto the chair with me. This had happened just a few days before, and because all of these visitations I didn't have enough time to ruin their lives on my own. It was becoming rather annoying.
xxxx"What the hell did Lloyd bribe you with?" He demanded.
xxxxI noted that his hair still had a hint of green in it, and smiled. "What ever do you mean, Zelos?"
And so the vicious cycle begins again. . .
